1) tonight, pop home and see my wondrous professionally-cleaned flat

- GAY

2) go to ex's and look after child overnight

- GAY DAD

3) look after child in morning and then take her out, to spend a few hours with my mother and her 'partner' (3rd time my mother has met my daughter, 1st time without Cruella brething down our necks

- GAY DAD

4) go for best pizza I've had outside Italy

- GAY FOOD

5) couple of hours embarrassing silence with lezzas

- nuff said

6) cousin's wedding party in Clapham

- Clapham? GAYham more like

7) vomiting

- GAY

8) pleasant Sunday spent with "young lady"

- GAY - it'll be a young man

9) PROFIT

- GAY
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I read that as 'nom nom nom, more lard please waiter'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I read that as "MORE COCK! GO ON! SHOVE MORE COCK UP MY QUIVERING ANUS! SHOVE IT IN! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S BLEEDING! KEEP SHOVING IN THAT COCK!"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

USE LARD AS LUBE!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

WE SHUD LIEK TOTALLY GET 2GEVA N STUFF! WE WUD B PERFECT 4 EACH UVA!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

You do that too well.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Real feelings are always sincere

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)