It gets easier
Just don't say anything to Lampito if you meet her. She'll either throw up on you, punch you, kiss you, or sleep with you.

Once you've fulfilled one of the above, you'll be a true b3tan
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've met Lampers
and she didn't do any of those things :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I got a kiss
ha
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Because you're hot.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

hell yeah
*trigger fingers*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

You asked me not to punch you, and I obliged.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Man, I wish I'd known that it was that easy.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I've promised not to again.
FORGIVE ME WOOKIEEEE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Hahah.
I am going to be SO OFFENSIVE now that I'm safe.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Hey, I didn't say anything about slapping.
You'll feel the power of my backhand.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I'll hide behind Clenders.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

SAFE
Next!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Hurrah!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

This

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

No, you were always going to be punched.
As you were nasty to me from the off.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

fuck off no I wasn't.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post730620#post730626
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

How things changed

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Please don't punch me!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Wouldn't dream of it.
I'd end up with a fist full of metal.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Aha!
*buys more spikes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

-wraps fists in bubblewrap-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I'm not above getting the first punch in

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

No one's punched me yet.
Surprisingly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

metal 'mo

You may choose whether to read this as an abbreviation for mohawk or an abbreviation for homo.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

You put the apostrophe at the front of mo
Therefore YOU mean homo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Yes I do.
You massive gay.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You're the one who's invited me to stay

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

You've not met my housemate yet, have you?
Clenders said she was looking forward to watching him destroy someone.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I would also look forward to that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Clendrix will be too busy being all PDA and "Oooo Boooooyyyyyffffrrriiiieeeend"
For either of them to inflict pain upon me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

hahahaha
Yeah... you defo haven't met him have you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)