It's just that.
It's the 'Hero' tag that gets me.

I'd happily support ANYONE who was injured at work - fuck it, it doesn't get much worse than losing a couple of limbs and being peppered with shrapnel, but it doesn't make you a hero.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I tell you what really grinds my gears:
Why do the red tops have to capitalise our boys? Will 'The Army' not do?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I knocked my funnybone on a door frame once.
Man it hurt. However, I managed to not spill everyone's coffee from the tray so I reckon that makes me a workplace hero.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

It does in my eyes...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I didn't get any support though.
Let alone a charity set up in the name of all those office monkeys that have been horribly injured in the cause of duty.

I once got scratched in an incident concerning a rusty staple and a staple remover, Colonel, and where was my country when I needed it? Masturbating over topless page 3 stunnas giving 'Our Boys' some moral support at Catterick, that's where!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

It could be the When Things Get Knocked Over Or Fall Out Of Cupboards charity

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)