We'll tie some string to your wrist and then we won't lose you.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

But seriously, 30-40 people ! Just think about it !
I won't be able to remember anyone's names, esspesh the blue namers. They'll all be saying to me in unison "so, you're gonz from the internet, I'm quite a fan [and/or] I hate you.", and it'll be like kids all saying "Good Morning Mister [teacher].... Good Morning Everyone !".

And then they'll be someone on here who I've dissed, or panda'd, worst than chompy, 3 years ago... and they'd expect me to remember it when I don't even know what I said this morning even though I'm pretty sure I posted something.

AND THEN they'll be the old "I'm going to the bar, can I get you a drink?" and holy fuck that's going to be one expensive round and I really don't want to seem rude, by turning anyone down, and I really don't want it to drink 30-40 drinks. Even if I'm only drinking Red Bull, that'll be too much for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Oh god, imagine me on 30-40 cans of red bull !!!!!
Just think about it, I'd be so hyper that not even 25mg of diazipam and 300mg of amyltriptaline would bring me down, not even in the slightest. I won't be able to sleep for a month.

AND AND, AAAAND, worst thing that might happen, I might actually pull, I've got confidance and stuff now so I might, donno, might not, but i might and then all sorts of horrible things would happen, someone might see me naked or call me 'gonz' in bed ! I don't think I could be more freaked out than if someone calls me 'gonz' in a real-life sexual context.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Calm down dear.
It's only a bash.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

its too late i fear

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

We'd better bring a brown paper bag in case he hyperventilates.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)

we should bring about 20

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)

For your head
Edit: Lab stand-in reporting for duty
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)