Al, you know this thing that's going on in a few weeks.
Well, I was wondeirng, if bert turns up and goes to stab me with a nucular bomb in the heart.... would you stop him before he got close to stabbing me?

I understand that you have more to live for than me, that you've got a wife and chances are you'll be a dad at some point... but you also look quite tasty in a fight, a lot tastier than me. Maybe if you step in front of him as he goes to stab me, you could yell "JUDO CHOP" and do a judo chop on his arm so he is disarmed and then I could stand behind you and go "Yeah', BITCH, like that? Want some? AND WHAT? AND WHAT?". But from that point onwards, you can't go to the toilet or anything in case he comes back.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah, that's cool GOnz
I'd totally take a nuclear bomb for you, anyone living with my favourite badger gets special treatment from me.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Good man, I apprechate that !
What we'll do yeah', if he turns up, just in case, I'll yell "HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US", that'll be the safety net, then you can use "resonable force" to "disable" him... for life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)