I got a new job in a department called 'Retail Investor Services'
or RIS for short and only you people can appreciate the funny side of that so I'm sharing it with you.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:41, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm supposed to be updating my cv
applying for a BAZILLION jobs. But not even hearing from like ALL of them is quite disheartening
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Everyone's in the same boat.
Don't let it make you think you're shit.
Even though you are and that yeah.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)

you're mean
and old
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Only sometimes
Yesterday I was VERY old in a rock club I first went to when I'd just turned 16.
During the Blitz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I tend to just blitz the websites and the calls start coming.
Monster is probably the biggest.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Yeah had a few calls from Monster and one from totaljobs.
May upload onto jobsite.. is it jobsite... with max whatshisface in the ads?

oh also congrats!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I don't get it...
(Congrats)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)

There was a Morrisons sign
the RIS had burnt out/been stolen as it was in Liverpool

Leaving...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:39, Reply)

and so you should

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I liked you Amberl

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)

no you didn't
you were just getting into character.

Besides maybe you were leaving for a better place than Morrisons
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Like Sainsburys?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)

I did
I took you out of LAK and everything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I just assumed you couldn't spell

(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)

You're a special person TGB
I was just sending you to Waitrose so you could have some of their nifty chocolate biscuits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:03, Reply)

We don't have a Morrisons
It's too posh
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Morrisons? Posh?
Oh, Liverpool.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Well I heard they sold free range eggs
And Walkers Sensations
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)

I totally invented my own sushi tonight.
It's like a Maki roll, only I can't be arsed to cut it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)

I'm off to have a full english brinner (breakfast for dinner)

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)

*jealouses*
Although, we've home made lasagne, so it's all good!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:03, Reply)

How's you hippy boy?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I'm having warmed up lamb stew from Friday
(I froze it and defrosted it so hopefully I won't die.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Is everyone ignoring me today?
Roota, you won't ignore me will you? Roota? ROOOOOOOOTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!????
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)

is that the wind?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Hello Al.
Wassup!
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Oh thank god you're here BGB.
How's your arm?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Doing ok.
Still buzzing with the excitment of getting it done.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)

it looks fantastic :)
on a different note I took your advice and checked out Debenhams for bras
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Thank you.
Any luck there?
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

yeah
I got a lovely blue one. Turns out they've got a hidden corner which goes up to extra sizes. Also bought one from Bravissimo.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Yay for sexy bras!

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Indeed
Given up on hot guy so am overcompensating
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Stop calling him hot guy then
Call him The One That Missed out and show those silk-clad bazungas to some deserving chappy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

there are none out there
which means me and my mirror know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Course there are
I'll have none of that defeatism
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Given that's it been at least two years
since a proper relationship (i.e. more than dates) I'm beginning to think not
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Pah
You're a whippersnapper.
I did mere dating for 5 years. But you're probably more normal than me so I'm guessing it won't be that long for you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

it's alright in any case
I'm not a need-to-be-in-a-relationship sort of person. I'm just pissed off at this man.

More normal? Doubtful instinct there Detective Roota!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

No I know you're not
and it's disappointing when you let someone into the realm of possibility then it doesn't match up, but it'll all be reet.
Although if you're weirder than me you're fucked!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)

or not fucked as the case may be haha
yeah I understand it's just one of those liking someone who isn't interested things. I'll go rape his dog and murder his family
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

I've thrown mine away : (

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

You should get some more.
They make the housework much less boring.
I wear fluffy mules for some of it too, but not when Hoovering the stairs...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Yup, the big cup bras are super duper fly.
You're probably too young to remember when anything past a D-cup looked like Grandma's tit-sling, but I'm not. Thank god for WAGs and their implants.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Me too!
*shivers*
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

It's ok BGB
Those days are over
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

though leopard print
and pink silk are not the most becoming
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

have you seen the Floozy ones in pure silk?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I love Debenhams bras

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Ooh, I just had a look there too.
WANT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)

how do you do the one word links again?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)

<a href="link goes here">text goes here</a>

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Thank you!
What I bought
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

fuckin' sexy like

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

and all for me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Sweet
I'm in work BGB, I'm in my office using the scanner to scan in pictures to make my dad a birthday present. He's 60 in a week or so.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Fab! Does he have your good looks and charm?
My mum is 66 soon and wants to get a tattoo.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)

He looks a bit like Sean Connery, in The Rock

(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Haha!
Still married?
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Yes!
To my lovely mother.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Oh well!
It would have been wierd being your step-mum anyway.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Yeah, wanting to see your family members tits can land you on teh sex offenders register
Only the minor one though.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

I don't think your father would be happy with you grabbing them either.

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Al, you know this thing that's going on in a few weeks.
Well, I was wondeirng, if bert turns up and goes to stab me with a nucular bomb in the heart.... would you stop him before he got close to stabbing me?

I understand that you have more to live for than me, that you've got a wife and chances are you'll be a dad at some point... but you also look quite tasty in a fight, a lot tastier than me. Maybe if you step in front of him as he goes to stab me, you could yell "JUDO CHOP" and do a judo chop on his arm so he is disarmed and then I could stand behind you and go "Yeah', BITCH, like that? Want some? AND WHAT? AND WHAT?". But from that point onwards, you can't go to the toilet or anything in case he comes back.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Yeah, that's cool GOnz
I'd totally take a nuclear bomb for you, anyone living with my favourite badger gets special treatment from me.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Good man, I apprechate that !
What we'll do yeah', if he turns up, just in case, I'll yell "HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US", that'll be the safety net, then you can use "resonable force" to "disable" him... for life.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

AL!
Course I won't ignore you.
*squishes*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Hello Roota.
You doing OK?
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Alright duck!
I'm good ta, just SHATTERED and have to go to work at 8.
How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Had a lovely weekend.
Just got back from a long walk with the family. I love our canal walks with the dogs.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

I used to like those
but our canal has too many naughty dogs now.
They stopped jumping in for a swim now?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

We kept our eyes on them.
I think they've learnt to be more careful near the edge.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Oh boy, this isn't turning out so bad after all.
How was your weekend Roots?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Oh Al it was amazing
How was yours?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

It was pretty good
I got to drive my new car all the way down to my sisters and then we drank a lot of cider and this morning we had bacon and then we came home but now i'm in the office scanning in photos and cropping them for my dads birthday present and it's 6.30 and I think I'd better go home soon or the wife will get cross.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Yeah she'll have that rolling pin out
I went and rawked out until the wee small hours with our boyfriend.
It was ace.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Awwww man, I haven't rocked out until the wee small hours with him for AGES!
I miss him.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Three floors of RAWK*
We were a big old drunken sweaty mess.
He seems excited about seeing you soon too.

*One floor of rawk, one floor of indie/rock/anthems and one floor of anything that makes you dance
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)

We took my mum and dad to the local pub last night because we thought there was a band doing 80's covers.
Turns out it was indie/rock and they were crap. My dad tried to get me drunk on double vodkas.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I used to get into dreadful drunken states with my dad,
but we've become more sensible these days.

I'd go to Reflex if it played decent 80s stuff but its a hole.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

I've never really been very drunk with my step dad.
We usually are only out together on work do's and I'm in charge of paying so I have to stay sober and with it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

The reason I'd get so drunk with my dad was that he pays
So he'd just keep going the bar and I'd just keep going "Ooh, ta!" and downing another.
Now, as djtp witnessed on Saturday, i have the sense to say "Just a shandy please, Dad." or "I'm moving onto halves now."
Years ago it would have been "DOUBLE JIM BEAM ON THE ROCKS OLD MAN!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

I discovered on Saturday morning that I'm too old
The Friday pub cheering up worked, but seven or eight pints now wipes me out. I was extremely tiddly :S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

I can't do it very often anymore
I don't mind a couple down the pub, it's fun.
But going into town is tedious. Last night was saying hello to an old friend(The Krazyhouse) and blowing off the cobwebs though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

I only had a few last night
Need to save the pennies for both London and my Durham-based Lady Cousins are in Leeds next weekend for the middle one's 30th. My mum's side are a bit chavvy so fuck knows where we'll end up.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

My dad's side are the chavviest
But my mum's side are hardly aristocracy, so it's always interesting to see where we end up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

There hasn't been a full scale brawl at a family do for a while
This is slightly encouraging, but I think we'll end up firmly ensconsed in a Yates' though sadly.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)

I was getting my groove on big style at Fab last night.
Almost cleared the dancefloor during 'Superstition' - much fun!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

We had a lil bop to Superstition last night
But then went and found MOAR RAWK.

I miss our Fab.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

There was MUCH RAWK as well which was nice
And some indie-schmindy but mainly classic stuff so I could live with that. I love Fab :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)

I do like a bit of that.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:14, Reply)

Yo BGB
You're a DnB head (or was), what do you think of this tune? It's my Tune of the Night so far.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQzYgRwfPHo
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Cool! Love the bongo bit.

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

The bongo bit has a loop from Drop Bear in it
And the main tune obviously samples Timeless by Goldie.

Excellent tune all round!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Dull

( broadsword, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

No it's not. What tunes are you into Mr Sword?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Dance stuff in most of its forms

( broadsword, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

But you don't like that Soul Clap tune?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

No, 'cos it's dull

( broadsword, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)

It rocks
It's on the new Damian Lazarus mix CD.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Hmm could be 'cos it's on laptop speakers
but I suspect it would still be dull if I could be arsed to plug in proper speakers, which I can't 'cos I'm off out.
( broadsword, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Trust me, it's very good indeed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)

I danced at the Hacienda you know.
Near the drug dealers corner.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

I never went, far too young for all that*

*this is at least partially inaccurate
( broadsword, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)

Is jealous

(TheImmortalJenkins, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)

It was only the once.
Good night though.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I regularly drive past a building with a big sign outside saying 'Runnymede CDC'
not once have I seen a magenta spunking cock on it.
( broadsword, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

Then you should do something about it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

I couldn't possibly be that childish.
That said, I am thinking about reposting this for this weeks question of the week thingy.
( broadsword, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Even the original name is hilarious and ridiculous
What the fuck were they thinking?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

There's a shopfront with Universal Aids on it in Stockport.
AIDS FOR EVERYONE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

IT'S YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE AIDS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

A RIGHT TO CHOOSE
TO CHOOSE AIDS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Right, I'm off to work
Enjoy the rest of Sunday peeps
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

G-night hon : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)

i just got to work too
this sucks!

on the plus side i spent my sunday on a lovely sunny balcony overlooking primrose hill, it has compensated me for being here.

how is everyone else who isn't at work??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

I'm okay thanks
anything interesting planned?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

the next few weeks are absolute carnage
which is great as i can't bear having nothing to do. but now work has inconveniently gotten busy too, so i am here now drafting proceedings to tip out a fresh load of squatters as soon as the court opens tomorrow morning! how about you... any word from loserboy??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

no he didn't even wish me a happy birthday
so he can fuck off (though he is still hot)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

men never remember birthdays
this does not make it any less shit.

what a shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

yes
ah well onwards and upwards, as the dwarf said to Jordan
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)

if he is so arrogant and tasteless
you have set the bar low. therefore it should be easy to move upwards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

he probably is neither of those things
and simply not interested.

Right I'm going to stop whining about this now. Some MTFU needs to go on
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

it's difficult to mtfu without someone else to fantasise about though
the minute you see someone better, it's like magic - couldn't give a fuck!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

You have an excellent point
I shall keep an eye out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)

see if you can find one for me too
as there is bugger all going on in my office this evening except tommy the security guard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

the rowing teams are generally pretty hot
but they all have girlfriends shockingly enough. Maybe I should just go out clubbing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

go out and club one over the head
and drag him home maybe? i could get on board with that. they row down the river in hammersmith sometimes, i could walk down there and meet you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

treat him like a baby seal
club him. See you next Ox v Cam boat race!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

oh man
that's ages away.

where do the olympic rowing team train, let's try there first
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I thought they trained on the Iffley a bit
in which case let's make a night of it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

in which case....
sod the men and let's just get hammered and make a night of it.

i find this is the best way to have the best nights in general!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)

that's true
if we build it, they will come haha.

Next time you're in Oxford/ I'm in London
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

hoorah
that will be great
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

indeed
a night of excess always goes down well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

there would be much to gossip about
that is always better with vodka
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

I'm holding you to it :)
/offtopic gossip is the best
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

and there
is actually a surprising amount of it too
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

precisely!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Why do you think I harp on about Jeff Bridges so much.
He takes my mind off men in general.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Contented.
But I don't know how long it will last.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

what brought on this sudden contentment?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Just had a nice weekend is all.
It won't last.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

i saw the tatt pic
nice!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Thank you : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

you get to see me in two weeks!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Then I will be very happy again.

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

i may explode with excitement

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Brilliant
I'm looking forward to that, I may even have a thing for you then!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Ooh is totally forgot about that but it would look awesome in my new flat :P
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

You got a new flat!
Well at least the flatmate won't smash this one. Do you still want mushrooms on it?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

its gonz!
And surprise me!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

What?
You've got a flat with Gonz?

OK surprise it will be,
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

I'm pretty ok. I'm sleepy though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

good excuse to curl up on the sofa
and eat chocolate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Urgh, nonononono
I feel incredibly sick.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

That'll be all the anal porn

(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

I'm all shagged out and more than a little butthurt
How is my least favourite Geordie?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Very well
About to go and make dinner.

Laters
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Au revoir!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

How's Swipe doing?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

sorry, who are you again??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Who are you? I've never even heard of you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)

ssssssh
don't betray your ignorance, i'm a legend around these parts.

by which i mean faceless internet parts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

leg end or bell end?
The truth is out there, fact fans.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

truth
is in the eye of the beholder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

In the eye of the bellender more like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

don't be so harsh on yourself
i am sure someone, somewhere, doesn't think you're that bad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Bollocks.
I'm loathed. Men want to be me, their women want to be with me, and hate themselves for it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

the suaveness
has taken a dark turn this evening. what have you been smoking dude?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Nothing dudette. Just playing hard to get.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

it's dudess to you
and sending me flowers and turning up at work to grovel for a chance to touch my stilettos is hardly "hard to get".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

SSH!
People will find out about my stiletto fetish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

oh sorry
the flowers were nice, but next time no lilies, ok? they honk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Ok
Noted.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

don't get it wrong again, mmkay?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Duly noted.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)