I got a semi-expected rejection
and a rather spectacular one I did not see coming. I'm still pissed off.

Good luck with the snapping!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I presume from guys (or gals)
And not jobs.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Oh, and a job rejection, thank you for reminding me!
I was expecting that because I wasn't myself and I wasn't that good anyway.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I'm gearing myself up
For another big week of application rejections. BRING IT ON BITCHES.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Best of luck.
You aiming to staying Jockland or moving on to pastures new?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I'll move wherever they'll give me a job
Preferably Scotchland or Bristol area though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Best of luck, Engineer Gadget

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

youve had some bad luck recently
Don't let it get you down (I'm the master of ace advice I don't take haha)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Someone is going to get their pretty, if rather large nose, broken.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

do i know them?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I've mentioned him, and will tell you the full story soon
I'm just still furious with him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

i know someone with a large nose

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Are you just trying to get Lab punched in the face again?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

I've not punched Lab, and I promised I wouldn't
He asked me personally not to.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

i think you should
If only to prove to him people are lying bastards
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

I could write a book on this topic

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

It'd be an amazing book lolololol

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I recently ranted at someone for about 10 minutes
About why "all the useless bastards who can't do their jobs are employed, while I'll still not." The other person looked scared.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I'd imagine that'd be scary.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Scary, opinionated, unemployed person getting scary and opinionated
Yep, sounds a bit scary.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

don't forget unemployed!
Sorry. Best of luck with the job hunt, honest
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

I'm getting used to rejection and poorness
It'll make me appreciate a job more when I have one, or some crap like that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

i'll provide a foreword

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

"I'm going to call your nose "Promise" and make it mine. Then I'm going to fucking break it."

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Touch my nose and ill break both your knees so I can shove your feet up your own ass
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I'm terrified of you, remember?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

no youre not

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I am, a little
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

oh ok
Good
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Have you ever tried to cause damage to someone
By beating them with your breasts?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

no and youre not allowed to ever ask me another question

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Why not?
Wait, damn, that doesn't work.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Awesome party trick, no?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

the rest might hurt
But in regards to shoving feet up arse, you can't imagine that'd hurt
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Do you? I know several.
He does have a very very nice nose. Quite large, but rounded at the tip rather than pointed or hooked. Which will make it all the more satisfying to break.

He out of anyone deserves to be punched in the face, and I haven't done it yet.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

i read that as semi exposed erection

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

HE TRIED TO HIDE IT BUT TOO LATE
My dick-sense had latched on and I HAD to have it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

You animal

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I try my hardest when confronted with the hardest.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

try my hardest when confronted engulf their cock
the hardest my anus
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

That doesn't quite work Podders
How can she be confronted by her own anus?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

extreme prolapse

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

That is going to be the name of my grindcore band if I ever start one :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Confronted is clearly struck through
Reading grade: C-
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Ah bollocks!
It's a fair cop guv.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

you obviously haven't seen
Anal mirrors 5: revenge of the shaving glass
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Course I have
My mum was in it.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Oh, Betsy McBugger?
She certainly has a talent. You should be proud of your mother.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Oh I am!
Something to show the grandkids :D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

maybe you missed the iconic scene where
Your mum after hard work with a strapon, manouevres a series of mirrors into place so when lampito opens her eyes she is confronted with the deepest darkest recess of her soul
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Nope, I saw it!
It's like Goatse in fractal :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

:(
THANK YOU AMBERL AND VIPROS FOR STARTING THIS AND AL FOR RUNNING WITH IT LIKE A RABID PUPPY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

You love it
it anal
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

:( :( :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)