Ryvita = shit
Houmous = look like shit
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

these aren't the shitty thick hard brown ryvitas
they are just crackers with pumpkin seeds. and my houmous is reeeeally spicy. i was going to say "so you can stick your shit up your arse" but it's not quite what i meant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

It generally passes in the opposite direction actually

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

that was why i did not actually say it
i am, however, worried by the "generally", having hoped for "exclusively"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Well, I can't account for times when I'm asleep
The best I can do is hope.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

really POD
do you have no self-control?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

I think it would actually require a pretty high level of self control
To suck it in.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

back to your dyson fetish
he could probably sort it out for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Damn Dyson
Don't make me angry again Swipe.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

wow
all that burning passion smouldering under the cold engineering surface.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)