That's MY job!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You spread Bobby's thighs for a living?
Poor Lampito...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

:(
No amount of gin CAN CURE MY DISTRESS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

You must be a strong girl. And when does this happen?
whilst I'm sleeping?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

"Which fat flap is the cock hiding in today?"
Mindbleach please.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

fuck me
that is vile
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Yep, pretty much entirely

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

i hope you feel ashamed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I'm a gaz him a cock pic as punishment

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

If you can find it...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I'm typing this with one hand sweetums x

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)

ah
so you were lying about not being distractable... the GAY rumour is just hotting up and up!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

I couldn't be gay
I don't believe in small talk or fashion.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

this reminds me of Bernard Black
trying to be gay, but finding the standards of hygiene prohibitive
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

and indeed the disco dancing

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

i went to a backstreet boys concert
with a good looking but clueless gay mate who has the worst gaydar in the world. he asked me how i knew which guys were gay.

i said, see the goodlooking, welldressed, laughing fun ones? gay. see the slouching ones in shit clothes clutching 4 pints each? straight. welcome to my world.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

I do have wonderful smelling hair though

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

I feel mostly disgusted with myself

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

you should
have to do a harsh penance. i could think of something appropriate if you like?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Are you trying to make me vomit?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Pretty much always

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

:(
You're making me sadface a lot today. Consider yourself not immune from punching.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

I'm probably immune from meeting you for a while though

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

What part of Scotland did you say...? -_-
-books train-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

South west

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Be prepared for punching!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Come visit
We'll make a day of me getting punched.

NB. There's pretty much nothing of interest to do around here.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

doubtless there's
a puppy or two to run over
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

I can spend hours punching people
Do you have a punchable face?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

I'm unsure
I haven't really carried out the necessary testing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

Control tests require either glasses or long hair.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

I have no glasses
And my hair just got cut. Sad times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Hmm. You may be safe.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)

so monty
stands no chance then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I've already punched Monty.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)

oh poor monty
i would have thought he was far too charming!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

After what he said to me!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

ooooh
i do not know this gossip! share??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Conversation went something like this:
"You know I really like you, but I don't fancy you, promise"
"Thank fuck for that!"
-PUNCH-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

how shocking
you must borrow my pink boxing gloves for the next bash!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Oooh, awesome. I'll wash the blood off vefore I give them back.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Very kind of you!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

depends whose blood it is
i might think it improves it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

that would have to be some special blood!
oh facebook how I loathe thee
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

ha why
what has facebook done?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)

it can be so useful
and yet at the same time so pig-annoying. Especially with recommended friends etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

ex's
popping up on there sucks. hazardous!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I'd have bet money
on you doing a Monty and not having facebook :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

ha, no no
i am on facebook, don't use it much though...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)

I'm quite surprised actually
not sure why though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)