well.
one of my colleagues has gotten out of work this morning because the paparazzi won't let her leave the flat. turns out she is prince harry's new bird. how's that for a good way to get out of work and never have to work again???

the office girls are in OUTRAGE because she really is just not that fit (not being bitchy, she is attractive, but in a stick thin and blonde and loads of orange makeup kind of way), whereas the boys have always really rated her, so they are now all thinking they are proved correct.

this may be the best bit of office gossip ever!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Whoop-de-doo
She's actually hiding in embarrassment because she's been found out to be dating a ginger.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

a retarded inbred one at that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Vipros, I thought you lived in Essex?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)

if this is a joke I don't get it
if it's not then you are just plain wrong :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I was saying you were retarded and inbred and ginger.
I hate having to do a Chompy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

That's what she said

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I know
I was pretending that I didn't understand because I'm really not any of those things.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I think he's quite funny

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I suspect that the funny thing are accidental
because he's a bit dim
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

he's fit
definitely. but thick.

looks and money -v brains. tough call.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Is there any other type of ginger?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

there is not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

dyed?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

you'd have to be pretty stupid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

hey
i pay paul edmonds about £350 every 6 weeks to get mine this shade of-

oh. i see what you mean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I like Debra Messing
she's purdy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

and the ginger one from girls aloud
is the fittest
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I think she's really pretty too, everyone else is mean
Nadine is well munty, especially now she's gone all scrawny and Kimberly is pig-faced. I think Cheryl's beautiful, but she used to be just as chavvy as the rest of them, Nicola is the only one who looks natural. Sarah is ok, but she's such a ladette.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

if Nadine smiled she'd be alright
as it is, she's a sour-faced bitch-whore
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Sweet Jesus on a unicycle
she most certainly is not. She wasn't bad when they started out but have you looked at her face recently? Her nose is HUGELY out of proportion and her makeup looks ridiculous.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I am so far removed from pop culture
I actually wouldn't recognise any of them if I walked into them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

also, the lights are on, but nobody's home

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Yes
*drools*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

her boobs scare me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I'd be scared she'd steal my spaceship.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Yeah right, you'd be in special hell

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Gladly

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

They scare me, too
but I'm sure I'd get over it quite quickly. If I were a man I would cheerfully wear my penis to a nubbin on her.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

me too,
they're a weird shape! I think she should stop pushing them up as much.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I think it's more
pushing them so flat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I think that dress should win some kind of engineering award
The way her boobs are squished in makes me think that the dress has to be made of some kind of alloy or polymer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)