Fucking marvellous, thank you.
I am told I shall have television and broadband restored by tonight, too.

All's well in Montyland.

You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:53, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

band sword.

It doesn't make sense but I wanted to do it anyway.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Story of your life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

that's certainly what she thinks about me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

that makes me fun
and you miserable.

No one is allowed to replace fun with annoying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Did you catch up with your
Mother and enjoy a granny and daughter day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Yes - it went swimmingly,
then I ended up at my cousin's wedding party in Clapham (I had to take my passport). Free bar - great joy, ill-advised MD purchase on way home.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

When was the last time a MD purchase was well advised?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Most of them, by my reckoning.
Actually this one was too, in its own way, as I could hardly see when I picked up, and within a minutes was 'back on the horse' having a cheeky beer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

You have issues.
Drink less, don't do MD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Yes I do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Did your daughter have a good weekend?
(Just to move away from a MD conversation).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

She certainly did, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I thought for a second meant "We started out in Clapham but we were going to some other exotic location, which required a passport to access"
I was a little confused for a while.

Morning, m'liege.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Wotcha cocker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

My friends refer to "em dee em may" as "MD"
It makes me smile a little. But certainly not touch the stuff- the 4 hours of feeling normal is not worth the three day crushing despair.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I've been retired from that shit for fucking years
save a very minor dabble at KRS1 - that alone was sufficient to depress the hell out of me in the following days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I think it's better for everyone I've ever known if I avoid drugs.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

and alcohol
and going out
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I for the most part avoid alcohol.
It's rare for me to drink more than once in a week, it's usually 3-4 times a month.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

gawd

( broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

lyk, oh em geeee

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

yes thank you mein lieb
great weekend and a nice week coming up. although i have to throw 30 gypsies out of a site in west london today, they kindly moved in over the weekend... anyone got a match and some petrol?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

gypsies or gypos?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Have you made any more progress with Pawn Stars TGB?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Yes I have watched all of season 1
and am 11 episodes into season 2
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

That is mental.
You've only been watching it for a few days!

(Favourite purchase so far?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

It's only half an hour! (and season one was only about 9 episodes or something)
and I watch it on my phone when I'm bored.

I like all the stuff that people are convinced are worth millions and they're fakes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

That's one of my favourite bits as well.
I also like it when one of Rick's 'buddies' appraises something, says 'it'll easily make 20k in auction' and the bloke selling it asks for 20k, gets offered a fiver and rather than putting it in an auction, takes shit money.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Rick said auction houses take 40%?
I'd probably prefer cash in hand.
Chumlee making that wine was also HILLARIOUS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

There is an episode you won't have seen yet
Where Chumless gets a Bob Dylan album signed. That made me laugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Chumlee
smashing a display case with a ball and chain also hillarous
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

i don't know yet
the bailiffs will find out shortly. hoorah, squatters actions are always good fun.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

What is the difference between Gypsies and people squatting?
(That's a question, not 'half' a joke).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Gypsies are Romany people: a specific racial group.
Squatters are merely people illegally occupying land or property.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Get all 'Harry Brown' on them
I saw that last night, loved it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

It's pretty good isn't it?
Bit 'close to home' for me though - I recognised one or two locations as being not far from my house.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Elephant and Castle, innit
I thought Michael Caine was brilliant in it, and I'm glad that they didn't make him all superhero, kept him physically frail but mentally sharp as a razor.
That Plan B fella was good as the main cunt too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

The canal scenes were on the Regent's Canal near New North Road,
I am almost certain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I really liked it although it was sad
and a bit scary
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Are you talking about me, here?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

if the ultra rare classic 90s bollocks whatever shoe fits

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

The first 20-30 mins is proper heart-breaking stuff

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

yeah I found the stabbing to be really quite disturbing
and it made me realise that I take the piss out of chavs for being losers but I think I take for granted the fact that the chavs I come into contact with are all bark and no bite.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Exactly
I'm very sheltered from all that 'round here, god knows how I'd cope if I had to live there. Worse than prison.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Them: give us yer wallet
you: Oh certainly, would you also like my watch?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

If someone pulls a knife on me
They can have whatever items on me they want.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Ooh can I help?
That sounds right up my street.

Fucking gyp-rocs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

i don't think they are going voluntarily
could you shoot them off?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I most certainly could.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)