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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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lol
I've never started an offtopic thread before I don't think. Tell me where I went wrong, or what colour pants you're wearing, or what you're eating.

Actually, no, please don't tell me what you're eating, I hate that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:34, 277 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm wearing black boxers
they're new.
I cooked roast pork for 6 people yesterday, it went down well but I've finished eating that now.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Food
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
I made cider gravy and everything.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Oh, now
cider gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Yep, some posho waitrose oak aged cider a bit of apple sauce
and all the meat juices and some flour it was awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I now have an issue
I fucking hate food threads
but I like the sound of that
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
everything you've ever stood for, everything you've ever loved
is crumbling around you
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)
I stick by my principles
food threads are for cunts, incidental recipe ideas are ok though
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)
slippery slope
you'll be blogging about crab linguine in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Nah, got some cream, sorted it right out

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Grats on the cooking
I wouldn't know where to start with cooking a roast. I'd get all the timings wrong and half the veg would be cold by the time it was all ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)
This is why you pay other people to do that shit

*edit* also, food
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Basically this order
meat
roast potatoes
Roast carrots and parsnips
then any hob based veg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
finally, gravy while the meat is resting

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
and stick the yorkshires in.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
Pervert

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
I'm wearing a digestive
And eating a pair of pants.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
This is the least foody post so far
still, mentioned food. FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
two tone blue boxers
I also cooked roast pork yesterday, but for 4 people. It had experimental gravy. The experiment was a success.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
What was experimental about it?
Had you ran it through a small hadron collider first?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Or was it a progressive, jazz-fusion gravy?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
this describes it quite well

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
*looks at camera*
Nice.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
hahaha
Groooovy
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)
I care not for tales of food
glad it worked out though
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Two tone?
Are they white with a bit of your 'experimental gravy' streaked down the back of them?

(Tell me more about the gravy. Not in a scat way).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
they are dark blue with light blue waistband and stitching bits. Almost all my boxers are similar because they are all the same type of Calvin Klein ones
I baked some apples around the pork for the last half hour, then mashed them up with the onions also cooked with the pork.

Then I added veg water and red wine, and a soupcon of beef stock and cooked till thickened.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)
I love the word 'soupcon'

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I like thinking that someone's lied to me about what's in my broth
It's a massive SOUP CON!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)
where's the little 5 that goes under the C eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)
It's in the 'insert symbol' table in Word
And it's staying there because I don't know the alt key command.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
ooh I was just randomly pressing ones then
and I found ♪

I'm happy now. ♪If you're happy and you know it clap your hands *clap *clap*♪
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)
*glares*
*backhands*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)
that's sort of clapping I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Cup of tea. Milk. Two sugars.
Get to it, toots.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)
are you a builder?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I'm more a breaker
But why? The two sugars in tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)
yeah
also tea sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I never drink it at home alone
Can't be arsed to.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)
the cedilla?
couldn't figure out how to do it at short notice
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
You google it
soupçon
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
It was ok, you sort of asked a question so I won't yell THIS ISN'T STATEMENT OF THE WEEK at you
Do you mean pants as in trousers or underwear? My trousers are kind of a black/grey patterny type wool blend thing. My underwear is pink.

What are you wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Pants are pants which are always underwear. Anyone who wears pants on the outside is weird.
I'm wearing pants, funnily enough. Also, you win a prize to be determined later for being the first person not to talk about food.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
yay :D
Fuck eating, it's for fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
hotpink lace
because everything else i am wearing today is black. and i am a rebel like that.

you used the term "lol". this isn't just going wrong, it's worthy of death by firing squad.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
mine are hot pink lace as well, we're knicker buddies :D

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
excellent taste
well done us.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)
LOL
PMSL
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
PMSL = post me some lingerie?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
haha
well done vipros. my opinion of you just limped up a notch.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
charming
and I thought we had a mutual respect for each other
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)
haha
no you didn't!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
ok maybe not respect
but mutual something
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
mutual MANY THINGS, vipros
many things
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I don't know how to take that
I'll assume it is good :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)
natch!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
glad to hear it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

a my
n cr
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)
I hadn't made that connection
And to be honest, I don't really want to get any dirty-undercrackers in the post. I have a difficult enough time with all the dog-shit that gets forced through my postbox......

By me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)
that's totally the opposite
of everything you gaz me (the bit about pants. the dog-shit is news to me. unwelcome news.)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
Woo there Missus!
The total opposite of everything I gaz you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)
oh sorry
was i dreaming aloud again?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Clearly you were.
I'll bet you've got the hump today because you've not been 'papped' by the RedTop newspapers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
lots of lust?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
you should see my pants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
i'd love to
just post a shot of you wearing them on here? full length mirror? lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
I posted my manminge once
thankfully photobucket deleted it, eventually
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Black pinstripe boxer trunks
And I'm not currently eating anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
You sound male and as such have lost my interest

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)
He is
but he still has boobs
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Cunt off, I don't!
*self-consciouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
*honk honk*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)
I was nice to you in the other thread
I gave you Internet Points, AND validated your post by replying.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)
I don't need validating
I know I'm cool
*fonz thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
me neither!
...wait
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Didn't you start that thread where we had to guess what your singles ad meant?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Yes. Did you want to apply?
I'm pretty fussy
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)
I can give her a glowing reference

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Navy blue trunks.
Very comfortable ones.

I don't think you've gone wrong with your one track booby mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I'm eating my brown pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)
You went wrong with your subject line*
Things did not improve thereafter.

UR gay

1/10


*I had not read Rachel's identical assessment. Good girl. Bad Broadsword.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Can we have nice Monty back please

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Nice Monty was a made up character,
I have killed him off.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)
If only getting rid of Bobby was so easy

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)
he's back at uni now
we're halfway there
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)
He's not, you know.
He's sawn up into pieces, stuffed into a suitcase and currently at the bottom of a reservoir near Bracknell.

I had a good Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)
you are my hero

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Not that good, if you had to go near Bracknell.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I thought it a fittingly horrid place for him to end up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)
No.
I like the grumpy one more.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)
hello sexy
how was your weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Fucking marvellous, thank you.
I am told I shall have television and broadband restored by tonight, too.

All's well in Montyland.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

band sword.

It doesn't make sense but I wanted to do it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Story of your life.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)
that's certainly what she thinks about me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)
that makes me fun
and you miserable.

No one is allowed to replace fun with annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Did you catch up with your
Mother and enjoy a granny and daughter day?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Yes - it went swimmingly,
then I ended up at my cousin's wedding party in Clapham (I had to take my passport). Free bar - great joy, ill-advised MD purchase on way home.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)
When was the last time a MD purchase was well advised?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Most of them, by my reckoning.
Actually this one was too, in its own way, as I could hardly see when I picked up, and within a minutes was 'back on the horse' having a cheeky beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
You have issues.
Drink less, don't do MD.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Yes I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Did your daughter have a good weekend?
(Just to move away from a MD conversation).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)
She certainly did, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)
I thought for a second meant "We started out in Clapham but we were going to some other exotic location, which required a passport to access"
I was a little confused for a while.

Morning, m'liege.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Wotcha cocker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
My friends refer to "em dee em may" as "MD"
It makes me smile a little. But certainly not touch the stuff- the 4 hours of feeling normal is not worth the three day crushing despair.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I've been retired from that shit for fucking years
save a very minor dabble at KRS1 - that alone was sufficient to depress the hell out of me in the following days.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)
I think it's better for everyone I've ever known if I avoid drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)
and alcohol
and going out
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)
I for the most part avoid alcohol.
It's rare for me to drink more than once in a week, it's usually 3-4 times a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
gawd

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)
lyk, oh em geeee

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)
yes thank you mein lieb
great weekend and a nice week coming up. although i have to throw 30 gypsies out of a site in west london today, they kindly moved in over the weekend... anyone got a match and some petrol?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)
gypsies or gypos?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Have you made any more progress with Pawn Stars TGB?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Yes I have watched all of season 1
and am 11 episodes into season 2
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)
That is mental.
You've only been watching it for a few days!

(Favourite purchase so far?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)
It's only half an hour! (and season one was only about 9 episodes or something)
and I watch it on my phone when I'm bored.

I like all the stuff that people are convinced are worth millions and they're fakes
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)
That's one of my favourite bits as well.
I also like it when one of Rick's 'buddies' appraises something, says 'it'll easily make 20k in auction' and the bloke selling it asks for 20k, gets offered a fiver and rather than putting it in an auction, takes shit money.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Rick said auction houses take 40%?
I'd probably prefer cash in hand.
Chumlee making that wine was also HILLARIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)
There is an episode you won't have seen yet
Where Chumless gets a Bob Dylan album signed. That made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Chumlee
smashing a display case with a ball and chain also hillarous
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)
i don't know yet
the bailiffs will find out shortly. hoorah, squatters actions are always good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)
What is the difference between Gypsies and people squatting?
(That's a question, not 'half' a joke).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Gypsies are Romany people: a specific racial group.
Squatters are merely people illegally occupying land or property.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Get all 'Harry Brown' on them
I saw that last night, loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)
It's pretty good isn't it?
Bit 'close to home' for me though - I recognised one or two locations as being not far from my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Elephant and Castle, innit
I thought Michael Caine was brilliant in it, and I'm glad that they didn't make him all superhero, kept him physically frail but mentally sharp as a razor.
That Plan B fella was good as the main cunt too.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)
The canal scenes were on the Regent's Canal near New North Road,
I am almost certain.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)
I really liked it although it was sad
and a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Are you talking about me, here?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)
if the ultra rare classic 90s bollocks whatever shoe fits

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
The first 20-30 mins is proper heart-breaking stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
yeah I found the stabbing to be really quite disturbing
and it made me realise that I take the piss out of chavs for being losers but I think I take for granted the fact that the chavs I come into contact with are all bark and no bite.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Exactly
I'm very sheltered from all that 'round here, god knows how I'd cope if I had to live there. Worse than prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Them: give us yer wallet
you: Oh certainly, would you also like my watch?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)
If someone pulls a knife on me
They can have whatever items on me they want.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Ooh can I help?
That sounds right up my street.

Fucking gyp-rocs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)
i don't think they are going voluntarily
could you shoot them off?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)
I most certainly could.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Dear Mr Boyce
I put it to you that the subject line was placed ironically and your lack of understanding makes you a shit-aaaah.

Respectfully,
broadsword
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Are you Mark E Smith?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Do you want me to be?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)
It's up to you, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I'll be honest
I'm just killing time until the drugs wear off
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Lol.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Lol-ahh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Did you ever see Mark E reading the football scores on TV?
A surreal moment that is well worth mixing in to live DJ sets.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBUiPs1PxKo
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Singing your favourite songs , or old standards, using the vocal stylings of Mark E Smith
is as much fun as you can have without doing something that's actually fun, and helps the time fly by when you've got nothing to do.
(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)
It also gives a great twist to lullabies.
(Especially if one adds an unrelated rant about East German athletes.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)
Black like my soul.
I only wear white undies in the summer.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Black! Black! You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Lyrics or a genuine request?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
The Fast Show

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I genuinely thought my face was going to collapse the last time I saw the fast show live

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Was it that shit?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
I saw Shooting Stars/Fast Show live when I was a lolwaki student.
Utter, total and complete shit from start to finish.

A more blatant revenue-gathering cash-in I have never witnessed, before or since.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Same
I have 20-odd pairs of the same black M&S pants and they're all I ever wear. They're getting to be 2 sizes too big now though, guess what I'm getting as a stocking filler this year...
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)
legs?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)
20 pairs of the same pants?!
Girls have a massive range of shapes, colours, materials etc, and you get 20 of the same?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I have other pairs
for going out, sexytiem etc, but just for day to day wear, yes, 20 pairs of the same pants. Whats wrong with that?
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Nowt wrong, your choice 'n' all
And I can't talk, 90% of mine are black boxer trunks.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)
big hairy santa cock?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I read that as clock
which produced a rather odd mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)
One of those faux comedy ones
with Santa's hairy ballsack ticking to and fro?
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
ewww
I was thinking of a clock that looked like a Furbie, what's wrong with you?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Hehehe
my brain, mostly.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
A man?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)
New pants
New man is unlikely, but would probably be a much more fun present!
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I am sooo going to find you a man.
*looks round B3ta for suitable prospect*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)
*puts head in hands*
I hope you forget about this by the bash!
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)
she's a woman with a mission

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)
I can forsee this ending
perhaps not 'badly', but definitely not well. I'm a dreadful flirt when I've been drinking and I wouldn't put it past me to drunkenly think it's a good idea to stick my tongue down some poor unsuspecting souls throat.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
*laughs hysterically*
you'll just be blending in with the environment, I can assure you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I'll warn Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)
I may get drunk
and I may snog someone or possibly several someones. But I do usually retain some vestige of good taste, thank you!
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
but he'll be wearing leather and smoking a cigarette
he is, erm, that other guy out of grease that's not John Travolta AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This remains an unconvincing argument.

(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)
He also turns into a squid when he kisses a woman

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Yep, still not sold

(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Kenickie?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Oh man, don't worry about that.
If you do do that, they'll just rib you mercilessly, then find out your deepest dislikes and make a mockery of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)
pretty pants from La Senza

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Timely you ask me what I'm eating...
...as I am skint at the moment, went shopping at Lidl's yesterday. Bought one of their own brand Pot Noodles.

It's worse than you can imagine. I think I would get better nutrition and taste from chewing cardboard....yucks.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Sadly, I give not the remotest fuck for what you are eating

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Probably more interesting than the colour of my pants...

(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)
are they pot noodle beige?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Almost as bad
(checks undercarriage) they are black with white checks on them. Utilitarian, boring.

I've loads of silk boxers I bought in Hong Kong a few years ago but as they were fairly cheap and I can't be arsed doing a special silk wash, they don't feel like they used to. Ho hum. And that's all the news on my underwear that's fit to print...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)
They sound more than a little bent, old chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Ooh, not that I'm into
either batting for the opposing team or have any underwear fetishes, but silk does feel nice. But I think I should stop this conversation right now, because I can understand it might give people nightmares or indeed the wrong idea...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)
silk does feel nice
but don't be fooled into getting silk bedsheets, every time you roll over the fucking duvet slides off the sodding sheet like water down glass
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)
^This
No way of getting a grip on the damn things. Very awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)
My sister told me she once had two duvets on her bed because she was cold
and she tried to pull them up to her chin but they were heavier than she thought and she lost her grip and punched herself in the face. I roffled.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)
You bought a cheaper version of something that was crap to start with.
Silly boy!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

...as I am skint at the moment, went shopping at Lidl's yesterday. Bought one of their own brand Pot Noodles.

It's worse than you can imagine. I think I would get better nutrition and taste from chewing cardboard....yucks.
...my sister
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Actually that reminds me
it's her birthday today. Have sent card, need to ring up and sing to her - old family tradition and all that.

But no, I haven't fucked her. Not even on her birthday.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)
ha ha!
/bandwagon

I don't think this one is bert though.

mind you, I didn't think the last one was either.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)
I don't think it is either, I just went for the cheap laugh
It's someone for sure though. Maybe that smug twat Vip... oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
you may be onto something there
we discussed creating an account a la WBM and making up fake lives to see if anyone notices.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I've got another account
but haven't used it for months and months.

Annoyingly I accidentally answered a qotw with it, and got on the front page I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Never made one
Can't be bothered to. Or is this a bluff?
No it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
it's not a bluff
I made mine to annoy Kaol I think. A good reason, I am sure you will agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
I agree, and commend you for it
*handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
oh so you're SpankyHanky?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)
good god no

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Well of course I'm *someone*
these boring posts of mine aren't being generated as part of some Turing test. But someone called Bert who allegedly your honour fucked his sister (I'm tempted to ask how you know this, but in lots of ways don't want to know) I am not.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
you don't seem like him
which is a good thing, I can assure you.

He fucked his half-sister, and we know because he told us. on several occasions.

It is focussed on too much though, so the least said about him the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
Eurrgh, grim.
I have two half-sisters and have never wanted to bump uglies with them on any occasion. And believe me, I will be happy when I'm no longer called Bert ! That information on top of the grim taste of cheap Pot Noodle is making me feel somewhat queasy...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)
I had a real Pot Noodle a few months ago
and it was very disappointing, I think they've taken out most of the salt and MSG and whatever it was that used to make it yum. Or maybe I've just eaten too much real food recently and I've been spoiled.

Pot Noodles shouldn't be eaten once you're over the age of 18 unless you're at university or a festival.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)
They have never been anything other than repulsive, you oik.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Nah sometimes you need to ingest rubbish
FFS, as if normal people get home after a night out and go "oh I've had imbibed rather a lot of wine and am simply ravenous, I think I'll just whip up a pork terrine and garden salad!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)
'Normal' people are simply horrid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
perhaps you should question whether or not you're the one who is horrid.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)
I have done. I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
I did too, but I came up with a completely different answer
strange that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
You are a self-confessed vulgarian
and thus your opinions on what may or may not be 'horrid' are null and void.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)
I'm not a Vulgarian
I don't even have pointy ears
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)
I have no comeback to a pun as lame as this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Well I'm not a self-confessed vulgarian
you pretentious arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)
I keep an emergency one at work...
...in case of shopping fails.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Yeah, they aren't all that
apart from the Bombay Bad Boy which at least delivers on some levels. Generally I don't eat instant food, but sometimes it's easier than cooking for one, especially for breakfast. Yes I should have had porridge instead, much healthier...anyway, I am being boring. Will shut up now.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
If you find that you start to get boring in posts then just throw in the odd 'cunt' or 'vag' and no one will notice.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)
*smiles at rude words*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
Chicago Town pizzas are the ultimate in 'I'm hungry, need food five minutes ago' stakes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
^ this

(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
There's a line to be drawn...
...and pizza for breakfast is definitely it.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
which side of the line is pizza for breakfast on though?
Because it belongs on the "this is totally acceptable" side
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Mmm
last nights cold pizza for lunch (having slept through breakfast time) is excellent.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
IFF popped in the microwave for 90 seconds

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Nope, cold
straight out of the fridge. Warm or lukewarm (i.e., forgot to put it in the fridge) is not acceptable.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)
No, I think that's a step too far for me.
Geek quotient:

a) living alone
b) spending life on Internet (sometimes working, true)
c) large film collection (no, not all p0rn)
d) overweight

add (e) eats pizza for breakfast to that list and I might as well give up, balloon to 20 stone and grow some weird facial hair and wear the same T shirt constantly.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
you are bobby
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
ha you beat me to it

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)
I am appalled by this.
Someone gave me one of those at their house one drunken night. I think I enjoyed the scalding my mouth got more than the taste. Fucking filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
oh shut your whinging trap
miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Hurr hurr
Hey, Kitty, what's Monty's favourite musical?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
I don't know, what is Monty's favourite musical?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Rent
Because he's an AIDS bummer.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Cats - because he is a pussy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)
We Will Rock You
Because he's a Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I am still here, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
You're lucky I don't know many musicals
Hairspray, because you got a raging hard-on when you saw John Travolta dressed as a fat woman, you massive Scientologist-loving tranny fancier.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)
someone gaz Darth!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

z s
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Love it!
Also, I apologise for saying you love Scientologists. That was a decidedly ungentlemanly thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I like all of these

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)
Pussies, Queens and Bummers?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)
An All-Saints cardigan, black jeans and a faceful of mucus
I hate having colds
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Why on earth
are you wearing a cardigan as pants? Are you Peter Sutcliffe?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Did he do that?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
'Special customised jumper' worn upside down
under his trousers, when they finally caught him.

Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
How charming and quirky, eh?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)
those harem pants look like an upside down jumper without a neck hole.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
I hate them
They look shit. Although one friend actually manages to look ok in them, but then she's stick thin so the trousers make her legs not look like twigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)
I have a friend who works in Harvey Nicks so she has to wear fashionable stuff
and she has some harem pants that are made of tailored brushed cotton so they're not really saggy so much as gathered and pleated so they look quite nice. It's the jersey ones that look like a full nappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Are Harem Pants the ones MC Hammer used to wear?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)
yeah pretty much
they have a really low crotch so whilst they suited Jasmine in Aladdin, non-animated women can't pull it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

animated attractive
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)
I am indeed Peter Sutcliffe
and my pants are blue silky ones to match
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
I am a huge admirer of yours, Peter.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Always nice to meet a fan

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Want to go out and get 'hammered'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Wayhay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)
Let's order some 'screwdrivers'

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)
As part of my current website-building activities
I would like to ask the opinion of you good people. Should I start a new thread for this (not sure about the protocol of that being a newbie) or hijack a section of this one ? Or fuck off ?
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)
feel free to start a new thread
but you have to ask a question and it can't just be "what do you think of my website" because then everyone will be all "THIS ISN'T LINKS RARRGGHH!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Oh no, it wouldn't be
"what do you think of my website" at all.

OK, will try and find the courage to post a new thread - might take me a minute or two to pluck up courage though...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)
As long as it has a totally random alt Q you'll be fine

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)
That depends on your 'Bertness'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

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