ha ha!
/bandwagon

I don't think this one is bert though.

mind you, I didn't think the last one was either.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't think it is either, I just went for the cheap laugh
It's someone for sure though. Maybe that smug twat Vip... oh wait
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

you may be onto something there
we discussed creating an account a la WBM and making up fake lives to see if anyone notices.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I've got another account
but haven't used it for months and months.

Annoyingly I accidentally answered a qotw with it, and got on the front page I think.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Never made one
Can't be bothered to. Or is this a bluff?
No it isn't.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

it's not a bluff
I made mine to annoy Kaol I think. A good reason, I am sure you will agree.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I agree, and commend you for it
*handshakes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

oh so you're SpankyHanky?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

good god no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Well of course I'm *someone*
these boring posts of mine aren't being generated as part of some Turing test. But someone called Bert who allegedly your honour fucked his sister (I'm tempted to ask how you know this, but in lots of ways don't want to know) I am not.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

you don't seem like him
which is a good thing, I can assure you.

He fucked his half-sister, and we know because he told us. on several occasions.

It is focussed on too much though, so the least said about him the better.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Eurrgh, grim.
I have two half-sisters and have never wanted to bump uglies with them on any occasion. And believe me, I will be happy when I'm no longer called Bert ! That information on top of the grim taste of cheap Pot Noodle is making me feel somewhat queasy...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)