that's saying a lot coming from someone who works with excel all day

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That girl who's 30th birthday you're going to is hot.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I'll tell her, it'll cheer her up
she's blue at the moment because the guy she likes lives far away.

She's going to the party as jessica rabbit
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I'm free on the 13th, you could always invite me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'm not going to do that. You can come out on my birthday night out in November if you want though.
it'll be on the 27th so make sure you keep it free. And try and pull, I don't have enough spare beds for everyone.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Call yourself my friend,
she's not going to be there emotional about finally becoming 30 is she?
Tell her I think she's very pretty and that you won't let me gatecrash because you're jealous.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Ok I will do that.
She could well be, but she has plenty of 'shoulders to cry on' if you knowwarramean LOL
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Show her that spreadsheet I made you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

you know how to turn the ladies on
she's ordered a corset off me and I was going to give you her measurements to try out on the spreadsheet but I thought you'd get distracted if I gave you a measurement that included 40inch breasts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Yeah right you just wanted an excuse to give me your measurements.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

why would you want my measurements?
they're not enticing, they make me sound like a lollypop stick.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I'm making a voodoo doll to set fire to.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

You mean a papier mache bust of me to my exact measurements so you can hug it at night

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)