where did she come from
into your life?

you need to keep me updated with charlie's reaction to you booting her into the garden and sharing your house with an older woman.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Loooooong story
Friend of the family runs a cattery and has gone into hospital (and probably wont come out again), Lucy has been in the cattery for over a year because her elderly owner is senile. Cattery has shut, all cats have gone home.

Long story short; she doesn't belong to anybody and nobody wants her.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

awww poor lucy
but the moral of that story does seem to be that this cat is not good for her owners' health. be careful, you!

i can sympathise with the last sentence. i know exactly how she feels, old and rejected and with her fur falling out...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I was thinking "Third owner lucky"
*trips over cat Jacques Clouseau style and falls out window*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

make sure you
keep her on the ground floor. then you'll only fall into the chicken run!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

That's another problem...Charlie
Hopefully Lucy will stay an inside-cat, and i'll have to do my best to stop Charlie from darting into my kitchen.

When did it all get so bloody complicated?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

this is what happens
when you take on a harem of females
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I think that's enough animals now
A mad chicken and a geriatric cat. What next, a retarded goat?

(i'll gaz you a photo of Lucy tomorrow)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

yes yes
please do!!

also you should go for the goat. you'd never run out of /qotw stories then, just ask chickenlady.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)