I'm more worried about what it would likely do to my own rate of consumption
that I am about the legal aspects of it, if I'm honest.

I shall meet the chap before I decide either way, I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

can you believe I've not had a reefer since Friday?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Are you fucking gay?
There are less obscure ways of 'coming out', you know, but I admire your courage.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

had the fucking in-laws to stay
as a result I have barely slept for the last two nights

insomnia + lack of weed = shithouse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Get some temazepam

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

it's the getting to sleep bit I have difficulty with
staying asleep is no problem
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Beat you !
I had one last night - but there again last time I purchased I got ripped off big time so I'm not supping from the cup of smug...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I had one at 4am this morning
so I win.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

You do indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Agreed
You win !
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I'm having one now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

mine was medicinal
and therefore morally more acceptable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Sorry as a newbie to butt in but
I once knew someone who ended up inside for 7 years thanks to what I think you might be considering doing.

There's a reason the money is so good - the risks. Also the risk of being a patsy to get the police a conviction and keep them off the back of Mr Big.

Just saying...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I went to school with Mr Big.
He's one of my oldest chums.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

as in "the one who wants to be with you?"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

shit song by a band called Mr Big

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Ah.
I was mentally running through the lyrics to 'Mr Big' by Free, but struck out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

what are you thoughts on Free?
and Bad Company
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Free-definitely yes
Koss was an excellent and understated guitarist.

Bad Company have rather passed me by, if I'm honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I have had my eyes opened to them recently
always thought they were a bit "meh", but having been instructed to drum along with Alright Now to improve my skills I've gained an awareness of their other stuff as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Free at the 1970 Isle of Wight Festival is what you want.
*taps nose*


*it falls off*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

*googles*
fuck me, what a line up

I've got the Jethro Tull set recorded on my cable box at home.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Rory Gallagher's Taste were also brilliant at that festival.
As were The Who (of course) - Hendrix less so (in comparison with, say, Jimi Plays Berkeley)...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I don't know much Rory Gallagher
what I've heard is good shit though.

I have an odd view of the Who. I like them in principle, and think a few of their songs are masterpieces, but on the whole I don't care to listen to them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Mr Big? Who are you? James Bond in Live and Let Die?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Kananga my friend. Aa-aaa, aa-aaa.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Played by Yaphet Kotto no less. Crazy name, crazy guy.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

He's also excellent in The Running Man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Mr Big?
Who are you, Carrie's boyfriend?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

It took me a while
to work out you were talking about SATC not the horror film.

I think "the rule of the Wire" applies just as much to SATC...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

It does
if you knew me you'd know I was kidding, I'm not a SATC fangirl.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

WTF is SATC?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Sex and the city

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Ugh. That crap.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I think it's something to do with
'Rage Against The Machine'*


*I don't really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Shag Against The Cooker

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

'Shit-arse Taiwanese Cunts'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Short Angry Thirsty Cocksuckers

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I agree with this.
No fucking 'SATC' or 'Wire' on my watch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

How about Sex & The Wire
It might be brilliant.

"I quit the force!"
"Cosmopolitan?"
"ooh I'd love one thanks"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Haha
'It was then that I realised he was never going to be The One....and that this whole thing went ALL THE WAY TO CITY HALL, DAMMIT'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Well, surely that's
better than being Bert....
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Careful - you're still on probation - we haven't had the lab report back yet.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Being Fred West would be better than being Bert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

have you got no willpower whatsoever?
I bake cakes and desserts all the time, but I'm not fat. I'm also surrounded by drugs most of the time but I don't turn into an addict. I suppose you've got an addictive personality though, which I don't.

Until it comes to computer games.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I have been addicted to cocaine for probably 10 years :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Have you ever considered getting some help with this?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Is that because you enjoy the lifestyle and like the feeling
Or because you are worried about life without coke?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Both of these
but also if I get that on my medical records I won't be able to go in and out of the US, and my father lives there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

hypothetical moment
ex is abducted by aliens, you get sole custody of your daughter. Would you give it up then?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'd like to think I could.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

If you do want to make some liftstyle changes
It is possible to do that without consulting your GP.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I don't have a lift, Jeff - I live on the ground floor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)

well there's no point in us lot telling you to kick it
you need to decide that on your own. But you'll probably be dead and missing large chunks of your nose before that happens.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Probably.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)