probably treat myself to some lucky strikes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Get on the Lucky's eh?
I used to smoke Diet-Marlboro, but switched to rolling my own a few years back. I smoke far less and spend very little supporting my smoking habit!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

my rollies always look pregnant

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

try putting less in one end

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

If you stop buying proper tabs
And just get some baccy, skins and filters you'll soon learn to roll if you want a smoke!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

or get a pipe

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

TGB 'Pipe smoker of the year 2010'
That has a certain ring to it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)

my g/f got me a pipe as she thought it made me look hillarious

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Some years ago I got a mate
a pipe and slippers for his 40th birthday. Of course, at the time, I was in my 20's.

I'm nearer 40 than 30 now. I fear reprisal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)

a zimmer frame?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

They are quite easy to steal
As the people who use them are often quite infirm.

I wouldn't rule it out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I dont know
I knew an evil old bitch that used one
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

A decent one is fucking expensive - Dad bought one for my 95 year-old g'ma with a couple of accessories: £400.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

£400?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Yep. I told him he could have got her a second hand segway for not much more.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

You'd imagine the price of used Segways has dropped a bit in the last 2 weeks as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Bit late. She's dead now.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Same as the bloke who invented the Segway then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)

ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

I got a pipe from the pound shop
and smoked rolling tobacco in it.

My friend who REALLY smokes a pipe has threatened to buy me a real one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Mine look like the boa constrictor eating an elephant from the Little Prince.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

That's just decadent.
Why not just throw in a Vienetta for afterwards as well?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Brilliant.
What flavour Vienetta though?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

ooh ok! mint one

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

toffee!
wait? do they do toffee, they should

I bought toffee cider today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

Served on a Faberge egg :)
I may actually present you with a mint Vienetta next Friday.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

ooh pub icecream noms

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Remind me next week :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I want some icecream for my sore throat

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Damn thats a good answer

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)