Actually, on second thoughts, I'd buy Swipe a bucket of sand, some drawing paper, pritt stick and some crayons.
Then ask her to use them to do a portrait of me, then I'd auction it for hundreds of thousands of pounds as an edgy, impressionist work of art.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you'd have to get me to agree to look at you first

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

I'd trick you by shouting 'OOH LOOK, A PINK BOTTEGA VENETA BAMBINA!'
That would work A TREAT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

you'd have to get me to agree to listen to you first

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

All I would do was shout about the handbag, your handbag hormones would kick in and you would be putty in my hands.
PUTTY.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

i'd just take the handbag
and run.

or rather turn scornfully on my stilettoes and toss my hair so the glossy ends just flick your face as i walk away, hips swaying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Like I say, PUTTY.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

so long as you didn't turn to putty in my hands or anywhere else
that would be neither use nor ornament.

right. off to the quiz now, have a great night y'all, if anyone is lurking around later i will tell you whether we won or lost horribly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Good luck Swipe
Wipe the floor with them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

that's some pretty expensive crayons
but you gotta spend money to make money I suppose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Speculate to accumulate, I'm all over dat shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Mo'fuckin Sound-ass financial advice holmes

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Yo, take these deets- s'all about the Benjamins, homeslice.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

word

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Dope.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)