I can't operate a PC when I'm drunk, thankfully.
I'll just talk rabid bollocks. This morning there was a homeless woman who used to come in the shelter I worked in, she was playing the guitar near my office. The problem is, she's so quiet when she plays that she doesn't really get any money. I gave her a sammich and a drink this morning when I went past, but now I'm wondering if she thinks I'm a bitch for not giving her money. She never seems drunk when I see her, so I don't know if she would spend the money on booze or not, but I feel a bit guilty now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:00, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

there's a guitar near your office?
also, sammich?

*slowly shakes head*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I like the word sammich, leave me alone!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

You gave her a fucking WHAT?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

a sammich
she can has sammich now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Haha oh man.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I think it's an american STD

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

You feel guilty for feeding and watering her?
MTFU. You should feel guilty for using the word 'sammich'.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

well kind of
I made it a ploughmans in case she was a veggie.

There must be hundreds of homeless people in the city, where do they all go during the day? And night for that matter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Maybe they go looking for 'sammiches'.
In 'made up word' land.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

It's a happy place there
full of cheezburgers and fluffeh things.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

they either sofa surf, find a hostel or get cold
or get some cash, find some house to score in and camp there for the night.

they're the main ones.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Today, give her a can of White Ace cider-effect drink and a ten bag of brown.
See if that makes you feel better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I don't think she's an addict
see Monty, even homeless people can go about their lives without having to descend into a drug addled stupor.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Maybe you could make her into one.
Kind of like a school project?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Yeah, let's ruin her life even more
if you're about to become a dealer, why not add pusher to the list and start a whole new generation of kids on drugs?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

This is a superb idea.
What I could do is sneak drugs into their 'sammiches'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

your transition into creepy old man is almost complete

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Like a smelly Darth Vader.

Only with more 'sammiches'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Just get old smasher out and crack a few homeless skulls.
After nine years I have recently had a big fall out with the homelessness charity I have volunteered for. It is not the fault of the client group but I will punish them anyway. Fuck the homeless.

I don't mean this really just pissed off with the charity
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Fuck the homeless?

Oh I do, Batters old stick, with frightening regularity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

DOES YOUR NEW LADY FRIEND HAVE A FORM OF MOTORISED HOME?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Hahah that was really starting to freak me out

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Hey, a ten bag of brown is always welcome

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Well, *I* approve of calling it a 'sammich'.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Well you've demonstrated yourself to be a fucking idiot already today.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

I have done no such thing. I only demonstrated that I was half asleep.
But I could if you wanted?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Haha tell it like it is, Lampers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I'm in a bit of a bad mood.
Not that much sleep, a presentation to write, and a sore nose.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

but it's a sexy nose!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I've not told any of my friends, going to see if they notice. It took the flatmates about 5 mins.
I thought I was the one that didn't look at faces.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

One of my friends was like that with my labret
she said "oh, I think I just thought you always had that" so I took it to mean that I must suit it and pretended that she wasn't just unobservant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)