If I could still fit in
the clothing I'm wearing now, it will be a fucking start.

As it is, chances are it will be elasticated trousers and an XXXL shirt.

What a drag it is, getting old...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Word bro!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

that can easily be arranged
by dying some time in next few minutes, no?

Admittedly it's not an ideal situation but it does fulfill your initial requirement.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Well, next few days certainly...
in fact, in many ways happy with my bulky body. Stops me thinking I could go out and make the sex with anyone, which I want to avoid for a good long while...(crams yet more sugar down gob).
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Give up on sex.
I have.

You'll be happier in the long run.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I think you're right
Celibacy is the new sex.

Presumably though you mean "give up sex with other people" ?
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Yes!
You can abuse yourself all you want.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I think of it as
pleasure rather than abuse, but whatever floats your boat...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)