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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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bored of that thread now
someone start another one.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:29, 160 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Excellent work PsychoChump

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post670319#post670342
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Comedy gold as ever.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
It's better than you
"comedy old as ever".
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
You're on a roll.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Bit like you when you go to the shops
tubby.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Keep them coming,
everyone's loving it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I'm not
I feel very sad when I make fun of you.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I remembered it because it made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Great minds
etc.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Piston was the first person to call me psychochump.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Great minds
etc.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Excellent naming there

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
All credit due to the
one and only goosepunching Kitty.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Oi moi yes.
LinC came up with mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I have a suspicion I may have just repeated someone elses suggestion from the day before
But I might have dreamt that part.

/hedges bets in case outraged creator shows up
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Ooh, you're right, it's Popular New B3tan Zozimus

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Darn
My plagiarism is uncovered!

Although to be fair I never actually claimed it was mine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
You should have gone with Grimjim

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
oh I like that one
feel free to abandon mine
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Why not be Grimdjinn?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
ooh clevers

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
That's 'clever' by your standards, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I'm VERY WITTY

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I was just about to start a thread using you all for low-effort market research tools
so I could just threadjack instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Is it going to be along the lines of
"wich nommy cupycakes wud u leik mostest?"

Because if it is you fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I want a cupcake sammich

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
NOMZALICIOUS!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
please see below threadjack
NOMMY CUPCAEKS NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
cupcake names?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Now who's stopped trying

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I thought we ascertained
dead people were generally considered barren?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
and your question is?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
why is it only tuesday?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I NO RITE
I fucking hate this side of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I was convinced it was wednesday today
I was genuinely disappointed when I realised it wasn't.
/may be wishing her life away on account of wanting the bash to be soon...
(berk, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I'm well excited
I make that little 'eeeeeee' noise when anyone asks me about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I feel incredibly sad for admitting it
but I am bouncing like a loon whenever I think about it. Exciting times :)
(berk, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)
I thought it was tooooooo.
I had a dream that I overslept, woke up at 11-ish and was freaking out
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I LOVE bashes

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
This will be my first proper bash
although I looked in on Blousie's very briefly in June. It's going to be awesome.
(berk, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
DING DING THREADJACK
Let's play Name That Cake!

Here are the flavours, feel free to be as ridiculous as you like:
Rainbow
Strawberry/blueberry/raspberry cheesecake
Chocolate and Peanut Butter
Carrot cake
Banana
Apple and cinnamon
Banoffee
Lemon
Nutella
White chocolate and raspberry
Cookies and cream - this is usually made with Oreos although I'm not supposed to mention them by name.
Coffee
Lemon Meringue
Coffee and mint
Plain vanilla
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Rainbow - BZG

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Vanilla - The BDSM

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Cookies and Cream - Noreos

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
what does BZG stand for?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Battle Ztar Galactica

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Bungle, Zippy and George

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)
ahhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Rainbow isn't a flavour
Nutella is a brand name, might get you into trouble.
You should call the White choc and raspberry one 'cream pied whilst the decorators are in'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Rainbow is the colour of it you pedant
I want to call it Super Awesome Rainbow Cake.

Nutella would be chocolate and hazelnut somethingorother.

I'm ignoring the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
"Here are the flavours" and then the first you list is a colour?
It's not even a colour, it's a pattern consisting of several colours. How's that for extra pedantry?
I don't know about clever names for cupcakes, just call one of them "Fatty Fatty Two-by-Four, can't fit through the kitchen door".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
ooh you are stroppy today aren't you Laborious?
It's vanilla flavoured but rainbow coloured, I'm sorry for the confusion

spaz
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I'm not stroppy!
*stamps foot, crosses arms and glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)
And if you want to be really clever
Put one of each flavour of Skittle inside the cupcake.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
The problem with that is that the colour dissolves off those things really quickly
so if I put it in the mix it would end up as a creepy white ball that looked a bit like ibuprofen.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Plus someone would chip a tooth on them and sue...
Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I'm not sure hard crunchy bits in cupcakes are a winner either.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I found a recipe where you sprinkle poprocks on the frosting at the end
which amused me, but unfortunately they've only got a shelf life of about half an hour before the poprocks just dissolve into the frosting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Luscious Lemon

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
This is good
*writes down*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
It's fucking gay.
That's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
As opposed to those manly cupcakes??

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
We all like cakes.
Cup or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Only - and I need to be clear about this
- if your entire customer demographic is female and 7.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
What's wrong with it?
Are you saying my cupcakes aren't luscious?

What would you call it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
I'm almost certainly not in your key demographic
so it doesn't matter what I think.

But, if you want me to be serious, don't make it too overly "saccharin and cutesy" unless it's obviously self-deprecating. What matters is what they taste and look like.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I see your point
I wanted to go with Lemonentry My Dear Watson but it's probably only me that is amused by that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Oh god, I'm getting drawn into serious posts, ONLINE.
Think about how you are selling them? cheesy joke names may get you first-time custom (but in this I still think you'll put off as many people as you attract) but my suspicion is people will tire of repeatedly having to say "Oh, I'll have 3 of the Lemonentry my dear Dr Watson and three of the Rainbow Worrier please"

Of course, this is less of a problem if you are selling exclusively online, but I think that's a dangerous market for a product sold on taste and real-world appearance
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I was kidding about the lemonentry thing
I wouldn't go for anything too silly because a lot of people probably wouldn't get it, or as you said, would find it annoying.

I was just going to go for simple ones like Apple Pie and Strawberry Cheesecake so people don't have to try and guess what's going to be in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
You also need a "house special" one
that has a silly name. And maybe "-rific" in it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I still like "Two chocs one cupcake"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)
luscious makes you think of 7 year old girls?
you massive pedo
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Yes*


*No. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Keep those names but make sure they don't match the actual cup cakes.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
This made me smile
you're annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I'm very witty,
you should mention that to all your facebook friends.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
done.
that'll fucking teach you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Great now there's going to be a LAARK attack on my name via facebook.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I might just add really shit jokes under there now for the rest of the day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
oh please do, that would please me immensely.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
I would like to see this

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Who's R?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I assume it's Rach

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
online dictionary says:
wit·ty (wt)
adj. wit·ti·er, wit·ti·est
1. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous.
2. Characterized by or having the nature of wit; funny or jocular: a witty saying.
3. Quick to discern and express amusing insights or relationships.
4. Entertainingly and strikingly clever or original in concept, design, or performance


how are any of these in any way accurate or relevant??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Rainbow is categorically not a fucking flavour.
However. Otherwise.

Call the Apple one "Apple Pie" since effectively that's what apple and cinnamon is.
Coffee and Mint "After 8.45"
I'm sure you can think of an S&M theme for "vanilla"
And you definitely need to make a double chocolate one called "Two chocs one cupcake"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Well if it isn't a flavour then how can you taste the rainbow?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
exactly PC, exactly
no imagination these people.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
You can't, you terrifying arse.
It's a slogan for a brand of sweets. It's not real life. Or else you'd get mauled by a fucking tiger every time you tried sugary breakfast cereals.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I'm sure you actually think I'm very stupid.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I'm certain I don't, Chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

sure you think I'm
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)
zing.
9.8 from the Albanian strikethrough judge for that one. Simple yet elegantly executed.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)
yes i concur
well done vipros, well done
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Or abused by a man in a very furry suit....
May have actually happened in Catholic Boarding Schools
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)
MASSIVE DRUGS

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Chocolate and peanut butter
In through the Out door.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
EW

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I prefer tiffin to cake

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Rainbow
Zippy Jizz
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
carrot cake - rabbit food
rainbow - pride
chocolate and peanut butter - rswipe's.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I like the rabbit food one a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
i prefer the last one
it wasn't a naming convention, more a statement of intent.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
All these cupcakes are belong to Rswipe?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
oh yes even better
you have excelled yourself there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Nutella
Italian Marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Coffee - Leftover Revel

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
What think you
of a bakewell cupcake? I've been fiddling with a recipe for a while, but it's still not quite right.
(berk, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Someone mentioned this, I should give it a try
I'm not sure what kind of recipe to use for the base though because it's not cake and it's not quite shortbread.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Argghhhhhh! no more food threads.
It's no fucking wonder I can't diet.


When you die, what clothing do you want to be buried in?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
If I could still fit in
the clothing I'm wearing now, it will be a fucking start.

As it is, chances are it will be elasticated trousers and an XXXL shirt.

What a drag it is, getting old...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Word bro!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
that can easily be arranged
by dying some time in next few minutes, no?

Admittedly it's not an ideal situation but it does fulfill your initial requirement.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Well, next few days certainly...
in fact, in many ways happy with my bulky body. Stops me thinking I could go out and make the sex with anyone, which I want to avoid for a good long while...(crams yet more sugar down gob).
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Give up on sex.
I have.

You'll be happier in the long run.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)
I think you're right
Celibacy is the new sex.

Presumably though you mean "give up sex with other people" ?
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Yes!
You can abuse yourself all you want.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I think of it as
pleasure rather than abuse, but whatever floats your boat...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Full Roman armour
just to confuse Time Team in a thousand years
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Or a mixture
of Roman and medieval.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
A cylon outfit

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I can't diet either
I'm solving this problem by keeping carrots and onions in the fridge. Now all I have to do is get rid of this massive bag of Kettle Chips by eating them really fast
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Full Nazi regalia. obv.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I promise to spray the word 'Juden' on your casket.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)
A space suit..
With deely-boppers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Full Ann Summers kit.
And an open casket at the funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Phwoar?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I'll be the hottest looking corpse in the cemetary.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I'll be the hottest looking corpse in the cemetary crematorium.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
At least I'll be hot once in my life.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Some consolation for being incapable of spelling 'cemetery', I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Like this guy
crushed under a pile of dildos!

NSFA www.665leather.com/ NSFA
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
He's got a nice arse.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Not as good as mine
*wiggles*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Oh you and your giant cocks!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)
That's one of my suppliers :)

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Seriously though, how do those fit in?!!?!?!?!?
I have so much respect for the anus of a gayman.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
You've been to Skegness before,
right?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
That's a bit personal even for B3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
True
Holiday?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
You nutter : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I know this great little B&B
It's all leather and chains chintz and flowers.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
If I'm going in for full BDSM then I'm not doing it in Skegness.
It's a bit readers wives for my tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
If you say that enough jim will retell his dad sewing up a prolapsed anus story

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
...JIM I WANT TO HEAR THIS STORY

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Because you'll need the proceedure in later life?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
what do you mean later in life?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Practice
someone contacted me today wanting to fist me.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
I told you that in confidance.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
You want to squeeze my heart
don't you.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
COUNT THE VERTEBRAE!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Is that your new name?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)
No.
I find these seasonal names confusing - I don't who some people are. Bert could be swanning around here in full fucking view and I wouldn't even notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Yikes.
You poor soul. Unless you're into that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I was going to go with a ball-gag and rubber stockings
and plant evidence that would cause me to be exhumed months later.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

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