I was surprised by a tramp fight outside my office just now.
Hat Tramp pushed Jacket Tramp over, and while Jacket Tramp struggled to get up he was sexually assaulted by Hat Tramp's dog. It was brilliant.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Got to love tramp fights.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I love them so, so much.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I'm going to enjoy the irony when you lose everything after becoming a dealer
and end up involved in a tramp fight.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Not as much as I'm going to enjoy the irony
when your cake business goes tits-up, rendering you homeless, and you get malnutrition, unable even to afford a single cupcake or a 'sammich'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I'm going to film it when you two have a tramp fight

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Kitty's a different kind of tramp
but meh, I suppose it counts.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)

How dare you!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I have never seen a tramp fight
*sadface*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Kentish Town High Street
and its bandstand specifically, used to be the Mecca for drunken vagrants. I swear they flocked there on some kind of cider-fuelled Hajj from all four corners of the globe (well, Ireland).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

You did, I trust, film this altercation?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Sadly not.
As a minor luddite, I have a very old, scuffed up phone and thus it is unsuitable for photography, filming, the internet and indeed anything other that "being a phone". It is only now that I realise my folly in failing to embrace the iPhone and its ilk.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I have always assumed everyone on here is some kind of techno-nerd
compared with me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I too am well behind the times in this respect
my phone barely allows text messaging.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

My phone's quite good, because I wanted a good camera on it.
Turns out it's also a more than adequate walkman too. Once I'd worked out how to get music onto it (after over a year)....

It looks shit though. But then, so do I.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)

mine is a big piece of shit
I had a sony ericsson one that was robust and reliable and had survived for about 3 and a half years, but it had taken to changing the time of its own accord, so it couldn't be trusted to operate as an alarm clock.

I intend to replace it with one the same as soon as I can get one that some moron on ebay isn't bidding too much for.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

They halved my monthly tariff instead of an upgrade.
I get a reasonable rate now.


Alt reply: YOU'RE a big piece of shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

mine is cheap as hell
hence why I got a shit handset to go with it.

*sobs*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

they should put that on the iPhone advert
everyone would buy one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Tramp fight? There's an app for that.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Haha you're on form today, young sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

One tries old chap,
one tries.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)