Inconvenience trumps flattery
What's really galling is being asked for ID by someone much younger than you. This happens a lot in restaurants in the US.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I inconvenienced dat beetch.
She sarted scanning my shopping. I left it in the middle of her conveyor belt and said "You must be joking. I'm going to another supermarket." and just left it all there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

hell is filled with people like you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Well I couldn't think of owt else,
Bad karma on the retarded old tit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I'm disappointed in the lack of people going
You madame are a BUFFOON
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

hell's conveyor belts
are filled with people-like-you's shopping
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

cigarettes and donuts?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

OH SNAP!
She just got served! Unfortunately you didn't but still, at least you got a proper stroppy flounce out of it. I hope it gives her another varicose vein.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Why do people take such offence
It wouldn't kill you to carry some form of proof of age, it's not that unreasonable.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

YOURE UNREASONABLE
less than three weeks until north London gets a whole lot better
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I'm so unreasonable I'm a hazard to public understanding.
In three weeks I intend to move away from London as I won't be good enough to justify staying in the north london in the vicinity of the Piccadilly line area.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

can i haz ur wife?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

No. I'm taking her with me, she makes me better by association.
You can have Sexface.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

can you not take him too?
Then I can turn his room into a walk in wardrobe
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I don't want him anywhere near me
he might try and slip me a roofie.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

you could trade him for cockles south of the river

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I've changed my mind
the thought of going south of the river just made me physically sick on the carpet. I'm staying where the cool people live. OMG! We're gonna have to go for Sushi!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

-hisses-
Just you wait. As soon as you step foot on the South Bank you'll be DEAD MEAT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

As soon as I set foot on the South Bank
South London becomes 517% cooler.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

2000%
If I'm with you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Peh.
I really like it here. Couldn't imagine living North now, with the streetlights and the running water and the lack of sirens and all that...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I am living in the north (kilburn) and miss the south where I used to live (Kennington then wandsworth common)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

My aunt lives in Kilburn, I need to go and visit her.
I've lived in Borough and now Camberwell. Had friends in Waterloo and sister is now in Kennington. I'd like to be a little further North, maybe E&C or somewhere like that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

When you're in Kennington go to the Prince of Wales in Cleaver Square, followed by the Kennington Tandoori

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I'll drag the sister.
I need to go back to Woodlands. Very good Indian near Oxford Circus. Vegetarian though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

omg like totally

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

I don't drive and my passport is too valuable to be carrying around
Also I don't need proof of age because I'm thrity-fucking-two.
Next time I'll get served by someone with a brain. And eyes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)