dying a sad single mincer who is destined to die alone
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oi just cause your missus is being a cow doesn't mean you have to take it out on me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

You're just the nearest target available - why are you dying?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

earache, it won't go away and I have taken a lot of pills.
It is driving me insane. And England are dog shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

You have my sympathy for the earache but not for watching football as it is a shit sport.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Each to their own I say, it's entertaining if a little farcical.
Better than rugby and cricket, mind numbingly dull.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Rugby FTW

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

30 gays hugging in the mud for an hour and a half? no way jose.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Rugby is shit.
End of.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

DG you are on fucking fire my son!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I'm ill and therefore terminally grumpy at the moment.
I find it helps.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

You have my sympathy. It's a sorry state of affairs for sure.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

uurgh.
I have felt shit for the last 8 days now. I am currently itching like a two-bob prossie and dripping like Cheryl Cole at the thought of another Loreal contract. A winning combination.

On the plus side my voice sounds like that bloke who used to do the voiceovers for the 'Denim for Men' adverts, so all is not bad.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

GUV!
What about Blue Stratos? Could you flog that?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

At the moment I could flog anything that requires a throaty growl to advertise it, I reckon.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Preparation H

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Have a crack at Bodyform

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Interesting choice of words there...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Just over a week woo woo woooooooooooo




Oh and woo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

At this rate I'm going to be sat in a corner drinking lemsip while everyone else has a good time.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

rubbish
Get better right now or ill have to come up there and beat it out of you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I'm trying!
I should have taken time off as soon as it started to hit rather than being concerned about deadlines and spending taxpayers money. That'll teach me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

have you tried getting ma to gass it out of you?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)