Well I'm going to Alton Towers next week, so there
I fucking love rollercoasters.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:41, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

yup

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

13 broke down just as we got to the inside queuey bit
and we'd already queued an hour so we didn't want to leave, but it meant we waited an hour and 40 minutes for the ride. It was really good though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Really? I heard it was shit
We've got two days there, so no doubt we'll go on it at some point.
It's also their halloween frightfest thing, so rides until 9pm plus two 'spooky' mazes!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

It was good
but it wasn't worth such a long wait. It's better if you don't know what's going to happen, so if you don't already know then try not to let anyone spoil it for you.

I really want to go during frightfest one year, it looks exciting
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

www.rideaccidents.com/
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Awesome!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

hahaha
I once printed out the 5 stages of drowning and gave it to a friend who was learning to sail. I slipped it into the rest of the paperwork about the weekend, but he didn't see it and gave it to a friend he was trying to persuade to come with him. The friend did not go with him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'd be impressed if you managed to drown while conscious
sailing in the UK. So the whole 5 stage thing is a bit moot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I would have been surprised too
but I wanted to shit him up because he was a yuppie.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I have never been on a rollercoaster in my life.
Truefact.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Oh hello
Clearly you are missing out on awesome fun. This makes me sad, albeit very briefly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Nah,
I'm not really fussed. It is on my list of things to do though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Yeah, well, I'm not bothered neevah
Hope you get to go at some point though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

oh hai!
_{ur up early}

Did you go for drinks on Monday with sexy lab partner?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Oui oui oui
And also possibly tonight, after he is done boxing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

wit woo!
You can tell me all about it whilst I scowl at you for doing the handstand spin. I did the hug on Monday, it fucking well hurts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I don't know if I'll be able to tell you WHILE I'm doing the handstand spin.
I'll probably be too busy going "shitshitshitOWWWshitshitshit,ohthankfuckitsover"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I just need to stop myself from automatically clinging onto the pole as soon as I've let go
but I'm still not sure how I would land without just bum planting.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I can't really explain on here,
But I'll try and show you later.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

sweet, thanks
I've got a new one to show you, if I can do it, it involves doing half a hand stand with one hand on the floor and one on the pole, it's weird but looks good!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

That's how you do the beginning bit of handstand spin!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

that's true, although in this one you have your other arm on in the iguana mount pose, so bent double with your arm behind your back

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

They are Fucking Shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

^this
Paying ridiculous money to get thrown about and bruised. I prefer light sado-masochism.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)