I have that effect.
It's a burden, sometimes, if I am honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hey, at least the floor is cleaner.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Good pressure wash never did any harm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I enjoy lying back, thinking of you
and seeing how many cans I can knock over.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)

this is awful :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)

You too, eh?
I am sorry. I don't choose to be this attractive you know...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

And I didn't choose
to be this charming and wonderful. We all have our crosses to bear
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

*high fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

oxford council
has dropped my parking fine after much ranting and grumbling on my part... hoorah!

i may still be gloating about this tomorrow.

have a great night all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Congratulations
I've never known of anyone successfully appealing a ticket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

excellent news
have a good evening
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

How is your cold now?
Feeling better?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

much better now thanks
still got a really sore throat though. Think I was shouting last night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Shouting in a singing badly kinda way
Or shouting at people in a 'gerroff my land! kinda way?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

in a bad singing way
also insulting lesbians
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

What is the best song to sing at lesbians you want to insult?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)

No idea
I just annoy them by being pedantic and anti-labelling.

I should clarify, these weren't just strangers I met and abused, I have met them before
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5U-YT-mRmI

but obviously change the lyrics so that it's 'your vagina' not 'my vagina'.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

One of my favourite songs
I even bought the album, it's pretty good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

It's a real earworm
I keep catching myself whistling it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Wise to avoid singing the lyrics out loud though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:59, Reply)