Go on it Amberl!
Apply.

Put on your C.V 'Lost voice shouting at lesbians'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

nah
business and me wouldn't mix. I'm very assertive but not in a loud, shouty fashion, and that'd be the wrong style for the Apprentice I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I'm convinced I would win big brother if I went on that.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Bob.
Don't do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

I wouldn't degrade myself. However I remain steadfast in my belief.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

it's finished now isn't it?
I reckon the formula for winning, (may not be accurate since I never watched it) is to be a bit dim, but the nicest person in the house
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Maybe Bob would win it then?
I don't mean it mate
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

that is exactly why I would win it.
Plus I have no problem with fingering a minger on night vision.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

That is disgusting
I no longer doubt your ability to win though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

sorry it was a bit crass.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I don't like the shouty people either.
Shouty folk never get the best out of people, why would they?

If you're organised, confident and prepared to graft you've got 75% of the skills they need I'd imagine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

My brother is the businessy-one
but not a shouty-type either
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

You sound more stealth like in your approach to life.
I approve.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Am I stealth like uncle Jeff?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

No Bob. You're not.
What has your student day been like today? Done anything fun? Met and gingers? Had some Super Noodles?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

WEDNESDAY = DAY OFF
I have an hour and half lecture tomorrow and one on Friday then I'm done for the week. It's tough.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

And this course takes how many years?
*Goes into analyst mode in anticipation of the answer*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Three more years.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)

So with full-time tuition, you could get your lectures all done in about a year, yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I reckon yeah, but wheres the fun in that?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)

You'd come out with less debt and be earning money sooner rather than later?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

true but with far lass practical experience under my belt.
Plus I wouldn't get to spend six months in the states either.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

big family
it's an ongoing joke that by the type we're all grown up we'll have gone into separate professions and cover the whole spectrum. As the years go by it looks more and more likely!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

What are your career hopes, post study?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

law
keeping options open. Then brother with business, sister with medicine, other sister wants to work with horses, and the rest are quite varied
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

If law doesn't work out.
Become a mechanic. You've missed that off the list.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)

if you could do any other job what would it be?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)

film director would be fantastic
I'd love to be that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Lampito might now some connections for you?
but you're right that would be a lot of fun. I always fancied being a session drummer.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

What sort of films would you direct?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)

I'd love to make a decent sci-fi movie
I mean the epitome of the best deal would be making large budget films that you had a lot of control over. Mainstream wise I'm thinking David Fincher
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

I've no idea who he is.
Most films bore me.

I just don't have the attention span to sit down for a couple of hours to watch something.

What would hold my attention, film wise, for 2 hours?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Labyrinth with David Bowie

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)

Never seen it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

A tour de force.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

It's about cycling?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

and goblins and singing

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)

That just sounds fucked up.
*Wishes late night thread to take me away from talking about films I've not seen*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

I'm off to bed
I have a lecture at ten. It's fucking draconian.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

ha ha ha ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Kick-Ass

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Is that some sort of threat?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

He did Panic Room
Fight Club, Red Dragon, Alien 3 etc. All of them very watchable
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

I've seen none of the films you mention
Which is the best of them?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Fightclub is well worth a watch

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Well, when it's next on the telly, I might give it a go.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

And the usual suspects is good.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I got told about the end of that film before I saw it.
No point then is there?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Would they be 'Arty'?
You know, "Art" films. Nudge, nudge. Art.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Wink, wink,
Say no more, say no more!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

You're right
Lampito could give me a start
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)

True
Except I'm cackhanded and know little about cars
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

You sound like most mechanics I've ever employed to work on my car!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)