I figured!
and I'm not getting any cock at all. It's a coffee.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Coffee, schmoffee
You're old enough to know by now that the phrase, "Would you like to come in for a coffee?" actually means, "Come on, let's shag".

I'm sure it applies in Australia too!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:29, Reply)

ahah I was the one who asked!
I was being purely innocent for once.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Oh, OK
Presumably you wouldn't turn down the offer though, if it arose? (so to speak)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:34, Reply)

um....not sure.
waiting to see how it all pans out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Sensible answer.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:44, Reply)

It might
eventually lead to cock though, right? And quite frankly fuck your schoolmates. I had an utterly miserable time at school too and there's barely a one of them that I keep in touch with. It feels heartbreaking now, but as Roota says, 10 years down the line you really won't give a shit.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:31, Reply)

I'm sort of at that stage already.
I'm not going to out clubbing with the rest of the year level next week on our last day, and I'm not going to the year level outing organised through school, and I'm also not letting one of those fuckers come near my shirt with a marker.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:33, Reply)

At least you can take your shirt off and put another one on
Just hope they don't start writing on your skin with permanent marker. It's a bugger to remove.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Vaseline.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

you should write into Chat or Take A Break with that tip
you could win a fiver!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)