You wouldn't want to listen to any of my suggestions
I listen to shit, TOTAL FUCKING SHIT
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

such as?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Blondie
The Ramones

But mostly classical now. I'm going to see "The Magic Flute" next week.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I like Blondie and The Ramones
That's something.

I love The Magic Flute, but never went to see it. I've been in The Swam's Lake (maybe it's called different in English) in an old greek theatre in Barcelona, and it was great.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I saw Carmen a few months ago
A French opera set in Spain. What's that all about?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Oh, yes
I saw that one as well, and found it very disturbing, as it seems it's kind of ok to kill Carmen, as she was cheating... strange.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Yeah, that shocked me too
Ok, she was a gypsy-slag-wagon, but did she deserve such a violent end?

Probably (I mean, "No, of course not")
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Yeah
The moral of the story is not very good. But eh, it was made by a French, what were you expecting?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Carmen was killed?!
SPOILER ALERT!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Mmmm...
I hope you're joking.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I am, don't worry

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Good, good

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

The Ramones are one of the best bands of all time.
Ever seen 'End of the Century'? Excellent, funny and incredibly sad all at once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

But all their songs are essentially the same...
"One two THREE FOUR!" followed by 2 minutes of "Da na na na na NAAHHH, Da na na na na NAHHH"

But I like them.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

If the one song you do is fucking brilliant then keep doing it, I say.
To write songs a simplistic as theirs is actually deceptively hard to do, as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I really dislike Blondie
and I'm not entirely sure why. I think it's because I find the music really average and yet lots of people rate it.

classical stuff is good. I thoroughly enjoyed seeing the Marriage of Figaro.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Blondie fills me with nostalgia for my childood (and other emotions that are different and strange)
I know they're shit, but their music fires the pleasure receptors in my brain.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

She was incredibly beautiful.
Their records are 'meh'.

People get the two confused.

The End.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I really don't see the appeal of her
don't find her all that attractive
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I'll have her then. Much of the allure to me is her attitude.
*shakes hands*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

me too
i never let any hot boys anywhere near my ipod.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

My ipod is hidden in a drawer
lest prying eyes find my secret shame
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

how's your harem??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Lucy meowed all night and she's got one freaky meow
it sounds like donald duck saying "hello"

Charlie is still huffy. Preened for a bit and then went back in her coop.

tsk.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

so basically
both the women in your life are sulking about something!

there's nothing for it, you're going to have to ask charlie to move in with you if you don't want to be accused of favoritism.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I think i'll just buy another house and leave them to it
or i'll live in the chicken coop
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

i think
that would be the very definition of "henpecked" to say nothing of "pussywhipped" !
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

you're really proud of that aren't you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

i did make myself laugh
which i try to avoid generally as the preserve of mad old lady tramps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I laugh at my own jokes all the time
even when no one else does.

Actually, especially when no one else does.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)