Traffic Warden
Postman.
Nothing that involves walking the streets or upsetting people.
That rules out prozzyism too!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think being a postman (besides the shit pay) would be class.
Headphones in, pack of fags in your shirt pocket and walking everywhere (kind of) doing as you please. Great exercise too.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

But DOGS, Barry, DOGS!
I couldn't be getting chased by dogs.
Or going on estates.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

You could be an upper class postman
refuse to deliver to the working class scum.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I'm scared of suburbs as well.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

....why?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Well there might be dogs or rapists
and it's too quiet in a dangerous way.
I'm only comfortable in the city (but main roads, not estates) and near the river or sea, or the countryside, but not parks.
I can do totally urban or the wilds of the country, but not suburbs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

how curious
why do you think there are more suburban rapists than city or country ones?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

it's just easier for them
The city is too busy, the country is too much of a faff to travel to.
There are exceptions but most rapes I've heard of have been in parks or suburbs.
Dog attacks happen on estates and in parks and suburbs.
This is how my mind works.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I blame Brookside.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I thought if there was a dog in the way postmen would just refuse deliver it

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

dogs are pretty difficult to deliver
takes a fucking age to get a Newfoundland through a letterbox. Even if you do have a blender.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Anything bigger than a chihuahua you just stick a note through.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

they sometimes roam the streets

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

*hums 'Littlest Hobo' theme tune*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I knew a postman
He got the sack.....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

*wipes tears*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I applied to be one as a last ditch summer job
didn't get it

didn't get the gravedigger job or the one photoshopping 'adult' photos either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)