I can't count either
But I remember when I was about 3/4 my mum had been teaching me about letters that go together to make other sounds (th, sh, ch etc) and there was a sign saying 'Beware of Vehicles'. I saw the c and the h and got mixed up, thinking it was a 'chuh' sound.
I spent ages being terrified of these mythical 'Vechiles' behind the post Office fence.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

awww
that's really sweet.

maths is for losers anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I liked it better when I got older
Like algebra and interesting things. But I CANNOT do arithmetic.
It frightens me when people ask me to tot things up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

aww you'll make Chompy cry saying stuff like that

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

nah
he doesn't rate my opinion highly enough for that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)