i am not sure whether to go with the
"i am one, will you bone me for a fee" or "why are you cheating on me" route. you pick one and respond accordingly (like those 'choose your own destiny' books)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I want to make a pro bono joke
but I'm not clever enough
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

you mean
i could do monty as pro-boner?

i could but (i) he doesn't qualify as sufficiently desperate for free assistance and (ii) i've fulfilled my charity quota for this year.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

but monty is very anti Bono
lololoerzcopter
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

£800 per hour and I'll do THE LOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

that's about 5 seconds each
what can you do in 5 seconds?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Not ‘the lot of you’ – I mean THE LOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

so you're saying
that you'd pay me?

no other women please. i am all about the exclusivity and mutual trust and affection.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)