'breasts' and 'plague' must never be used in the same subthread.
Why would you spoil it for us Amberl, WHY?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

How about if it was a biblical style plague?
Breasts everywhere...
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I would become a believer

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

"Then I saw her norks..."

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Saw her minge
no doubt in my mind
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I wasn't that drunk!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I don't think I've ever been drunk enough to get my mi...
oh no wait, yes I have.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

*gets another round in*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I may get lairy and very, erm - friendly - at the bash
but I can promise you now I am staying clothed!
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I'm just focussing on not passing out
Anything else is a plus. I get louder when drunk but not particularly exhibitionistic - I suspect that's a girl thing.

Possibly because girls get encouraged when they flash and men don't.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Lairy? you're not another punchy one are you?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Not unless you REALLY piss me off
by lairy I simply mean loud and crude(er) than normal.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I'm going to have to bring a gum shield.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I suggest a stunt double.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I haven't met Lampito
but I'm definitely not as bad as I've heard she is...
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Lampito's alright
She didn't hit me or anything when I met her
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

she hasn't hit me either

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I'm sure she's lovely
and that Chompy is just very punchable.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Just don't piss her off in any way, you'll be fine
Just don't deny her chicken nuggets
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

What bash is this?
Is it a secret?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

It's on the calendar 22nd.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I see, London

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I think a rain of breasts would probably make me believe, too
although in what, I'm not quite sure... Probably not the continued accuracy of the meteorological forecast.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

It would make me believe that there'd been an explosion at the surgery on mastectomy day

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I have actually seen
an excavated boob, if you will, when I did work experience at a pathology lab. Surreal.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Lovely!
I imagine it would hurt if one fell from't sky onto your head.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Depends on the size of the boob, I suppose
they're more squidgy than you might think. Mine probably wouldn't do a great deal of damage!
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

they are quite weighty though
it'd do some damage.

a bag full of water dropped from sufficient height will fuck something up pretty badly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Exactly
Also, you have to factor in whether or not there'd be a burst. If not, the impact would surely be harder.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Model dat shit!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

pure evil Noel
pure evil
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)