the jade monkey moves at midnight
or something obscure.

i've only ever called the police once, i got to call 999 when the restaurant next door to my estate agency went up in flames.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Erm, 888?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

The number for the emergency baguette delivery service.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

That's the special number they give to lawyers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

she's no good with numbers

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Subtitles

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

i have NO IDEA
what you are talking about...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

First ever example of a Lawyer rounding down.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

wow i got a capital L and everything
i feel very special now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

it's pronounced Liar

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

oh yay
you haven't taken the piss out of me for at least 24 hours...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I find that hurtful
I'm sure I was calling you crude about 23 hours ago
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)