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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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then that thing
about you two was true?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:25,
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I knew it!
Mystery
lady b3tan my arse.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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And why are you so convinced that I'm male?
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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I'm not and I sat next to you for a few hours.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:28,
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I did wonder why you squeezed my knee...
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:31,
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...'til the juice ran down your legs?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:33,
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That was your knee?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:36,
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It was the first time.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:37,
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Hmm, good point.
I've never met you. Are you coming to the bash next week? I spose I'll be able to work it out then.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:30,
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Bash bash bash bash bash bash bash
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:30,
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Do clean up after yourself.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:31,
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filthy :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:37,
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Yeah I am
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:39,
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I am indeed.
You can come to your own conclusions then.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:31,
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Excellent
I shall look forward to it.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:34,
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Me too
A doctor in A&E once mistook me for a woman, so I'm intrigued to see how an amateur examination might go...
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:38,
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My friend gets into 5th Av free on friday nights cos they think he's a girl.
I wasn't aware I had to do a thorough examination. Can I not just guess from a distance?
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:42,
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If you like
As personally I don't think I'm
actually androgynous. Chompy is just uncertain as he took one look at me and his glasses steamed up.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:44,
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I blame the curry.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:48,
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Well, that's understandable
I too was tenting after the first mouthful of dry meat.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:49,
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his arse, more like
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:27,
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Bah, beat me to it!
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berk, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:29,
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I say! It's not every day I have people racing to my arse.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:33,
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Haha!
Well then, today is clearly your lucky day.
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berk, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:36,
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YAY!
*bends over and paints dartboard pattern on buttocks in anticipation*
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:39,
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I sometimes really wish
that my imagination isn't as good as it is...
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berk, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:44,
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Let me give your imagination an evening off
I'll get some suitably coloured paints in time for the bash.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:48,
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the references to pink oboes
slender flutes and trombones should've tipped us off
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:30,
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