Find out where he lives.
Poo in the water reservoir in his car engine.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ah, good, a poo-themed revenge thread again.
It's been too long*


*rather like the 'bot dog' I crimped out earlier.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Hahaha! Presumably served with plenty of mustard and fried onions
to disguise it up until the actual moment of ingestion?

Or was it too big for the bun?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Why is it always the men who start up poo threads or jokes?

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Is it because 'men are shit'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

chauvinismlolz

( Kroney, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Might be. I hadn't thought of that.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

That, and because men like myself are still sufficiently childish to giggle every time we pass
a roadsign that warns of "Major Cable Laying Works."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

They're right you know
it *does* work
( Kroney, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Yes to both.
But you can get away with it by either snipping a bit off the end or by claiming to have 'burnt it a bit but it should taste OK'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Ha! I imagine what's left over
would make for an excellent 'Chod in the Hole.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Best pooh revenge I ever did was at boarding school
One of the sixth formers kept nicking money off me so I retrieved a fresh log from the toilet and put bits in his margarine and jams and just mashed them all up to you couldn't really tell and left it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

That was their first mistake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

pfft!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I know, margarine is fucking disgusting...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

At uni someone planted a tree in one of the hall toilets
Thus making the term "retrieve a log" biologically possible. I should imagine bark in your jam wouldn't be too bad
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I don't get it?
but I am off now so it can remain a mystery. Have a good weekend Mr Boyce.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Will do, chutney, will do.
Don't forget to wear your gayest shoes!!!!!111!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

You were a "shit masher" at boarding school?
i'm sure you've left all that behind you now
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

ha ha ha ha ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)