I went to a batmizah thinggy, a 'united' (orphadox ( not hassidic)) one.
FIVE HOURS OF TEDDIOUS DULL CHANTING.

I was reading the english translation, it was all about how god is great for killing the firstborns of egypt. Seriously.

I was quite shocked, I've never been anit-religion before, but I'm very anti 'united' jewishness.

FIVE FUCKING HOURS.

Oh god, it was so dull and teddious and borring and women sit at the back and when they parade the scrolls around it just goes round the blokes section, even though it was a BATmitaizh, a girl's one.

They made someone sit outside, in the cold, for the whole thing, 'cus she wasn't "properly dressed", seriously, I can't believe it, compasion my arse. No wonder the world wants to blow up israel if they're reading this smug cunt's version of the siddor. I reckon that person dodged a bullet, I'd rather be outside fucking about on my phone.

Oh, yeah', my phone went off outside before it started and someone told me to go outside and round the corner. I then turned it onto silent and when I got back loads of people were staring at me, so I said to my uncle "Wow, I didn't realise they had mobile phones in biblical times" and he started laughing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Could be worse
You could be a Bristol City supporter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

At least that's only 90 minutes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

And you can have a pie in the middle.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

True
5 hours of God is a hell of a lot.

How far away from the required dress-code was the person who was made it sit outside?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I think it was 'cus she didn't have a hat.
Not only that it was 5 hours of god, it was 5 hours of god with hardly any of it in english.

Christ, some people do that twice a week. They're in more dire need of a hooker, gram of coke and a bottle of vodka; than any banker in the country.

Loads of them wouldn't shake my hand 'cus I ain't one of those poncy jews. Or they would hold their hand out limp for me to shake them. I'm a lower life form, and would be lower still if I was female.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Why did you go?
If you're not in the Jews?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

good god
that is quite the dullest sounding thing on the planet, poor gonz
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Seconded.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I couldn't even escape 'cus I was the opening/closing the thing that they keep all the scrolls in, that happens at the begining middle and end.
So if I fucked off, people would have noticed.

Oh'yeah', as soon as I get in the car my cousen gives me a bollocking. 'cus the phone went to voicemail, 'cus I was on the phone talking to ma' to let her know I was leaving. I'm talking about a good 5 minute bollocking, I almost got her to stop the car, let me out, and I would have found a cab home.

Only reason I reckon they wanted me to open the thinggy was to force me into coming, so I couldn't back out, like all the other cousins my age.

I might make up some excuse about the party tomo, I'm sick of getting a bollocking from these people, donno who they reckon they are or who they're talking too, but I _am_ an adult.

Ranty rant rant.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Why not see if you can borrow Monty's
'Hitler - European Tour' t-shirt?

They sound like a barrel of laughs and would probably appreciate it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

laughs cunts
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Can cunts come in barrels?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I experienced one the size of a barrel a few years ago

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

delightful

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I wasn't feeling that delightful when I posted that, however a nap for an hour has fixed this.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Did manage to shoot any fish?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

so many things I could post in reply to this...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Feel free!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)

no but I caught crabs, no but there was a faint taste, etc etc. You get my drift.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:49, Reply)