You'll shake it off in no time.
That's the one thing cold days are excellent for- hangovers are defeated by cold.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

aren't they even better defeated
by sitting in front of the fire with chocolate and maybe moar booze?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I have some chooclate port in the kitchen.
That would be lovely to sip on in front of a roaring fire kipt up on a nice couch in an extra fluffly dressing gown and a good book; while it's snowing outside and the thames is freezing up a little and you can see all the christmas lights on the trees outside the nice resturants.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

you should bring it round here
i have the fire, the couch, the sexy sexy fluffy pink dressing gown that you can borrow, millions of books. i can't control the snow (yet, my child, yet), but everyone in the block puts up christmas lights and the nice restaurants on high st ken. however the thames hasn't frozen for about 100 years. you're on a sticky wicket with that one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Deffo up for that !
I'll cook something if you fancy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

it was the thought of getting to wear my fluffy pink dressing gown
that did it for you, wasn't it?

i have matching fluffy pink tote socks too if that really does it for you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Is it Morgan brand?
I like Morgan branded stuff.

I could totally be the male Nigella Lawson, is there a tiny deli type place near you that sales nuts that taste and look exactly like cashews but have a weird name and they cost a quid each?

We could attempt to roast chestnuts on the fire, I've tried to do that a few times and normally out of the entire bag of tin-foil filled with chestnuts, only 3 are edable.

Have you seen that Love Actually film? 'cus if not, don't watch it, don't wanna give off my best stolen smooth moves.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

That's one way, but cold days really do help.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

if my friend hurries up i will be testing your theory
if she doesn't tell me where the hell we are going/where i need to be in the next 10 mins, i am going to the gym and then straight back onto the sofa. grrrr.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Go for a jog round Hyde Park
That will work A TREAT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

bugger me i just googled it
it's in bloody sussex. SUSSEX.

what was she thinking??

jogging in public, are you mad, there's PEOPLE in hyde park, man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

You off to Sussex then?
And yeah, jogging in public.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

well it would seem so
i thought we were going to either richmond park or kew gardens, but it seems we are going to the kew gardens country estate. which is in sussex. i should have googled this when it got suggested instead of being busy at work and auto-texting "sure looks lovely".

no. there are often army guys exercising in hyde park, i don't want to frighten them by looking worse than any horrors of war.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

A good point well made.
They have no doubt seen and done things that would chill the very marrow in your bones.

You don't want to make it exponentially worse with your gruesome and shambolic appearance, they've suffered enough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

such rudeness
from one who is usually so quick to proclaim my awesome hotness has actually made my mouth fall open.

you suck!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

You know I dig you really Swipe.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

i know
you were just pulling my ponytail in a vain bid to capture my attention. now get back in the queue.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

*lines up*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

no, not there
riiiight at the back, behind edmund and john major.

ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

That's harsh 'Swipe, real harsh.
We are OVER.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

we both know
you don't mean that, not even whilst typing it did you mean that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

WE ARE THROUGH.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

then stop masturbating frenetically and sweatily
over the fact that i am bothering to reply to you. go on, try and stop.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

*zips up fly*
Done. You ain't all that you know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I know that
it's YOU who doesn't!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Stop sex pesting me please.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

stop posting your breathy fantasies on here
it's never going to happen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Sex pest.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

move this downstairs now
the silly right hand sided font is irritating
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)