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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Noooo, I want american style. Big and fluffy, with golden syrup.
FAAAAATTTYYYYY
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Now now you two, they both have a place in moden society.
Walking around a market or somewhere like camden or covent garden? Lemon and sugar.
Sitting down to eat outside by camden lock on a bench? Banana, Nutella and Hazelnut.
Having breakfast? american style with emintile and ham.
Having brunch with studenty types? Big and fluffy with honey.
Having desert at an american themed place? Deffo big'n'fluffy with golen syrup
Haing dsert in a posh place stuck in a time-warp? Flambe with carmalised banana or pineapple.
In china town with your team at work? Aromantic Duck style.

See, all pancakes have a place.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Pancake Day ? Get that lemon-in-a-little-lemon-shaped-bottle and sugar.
But what trumps all these, by such a far far far long shot, is a jewish bubalar, god, imagine little balls of deep fried pancake made using motza meal. To hot to touch at first, then to hot to eat without blowing with your mouth, and then just right, and then cold.

Eaither covered in lemon and sugar, or a sprinkling of salt.

In fact, I think I might make some for the b4sh0rz.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
stop it i have to go to the gym
i have got as far as leggings and sports bra. now you are distracting me with this talk of fried sugary goodness. get thee behind me, satan.

because, you know. i was going to put something else here, but decided it was too crude for a sunday. so. i look better from that angle.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Behind every good man is an exorsted women.
And behind every exorsted women is a bloody good man.

Gogogoogo, get some Plan B on the iPod and work-it hon-ey.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
i'm going to warm up with some boxing at home first
now, whose face shall i imagine on the punchbag today?

oh yeah, HIM.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
I think you should imagine your old housemate
Curling one out on the carpet of your spare-room.

That'll get you punching.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)
oh god yes
thanks jeff, you've done it now.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Happy to help
Driving people into a violent rage is all part of the service.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
I'm going to go to Morrisons and get some ingredients. Thank you Gonz.

(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Actually I want some minstrells too now

(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)
or galaxy counters
best of all the revels
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Put one in the middle of the bubbla so it goes all nice and melty with crunchy bit =D
You need...
- Motza Meal
- two eggs
- Water
- Salt
- Covering; sugar'n'lemon

Make a batter with the egg, motza and water, spoon them into hot oil 'til they're golden brown (plonk in the minstral when you spoon it in). Drain on kitchen paper, put covering on and enjoy =)
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Aromantic.
Awesome.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
sounds like my lovely new perfume
which i love, and every time i wear it, about 15 people ask me what it is.

shame i only realised after i bought it that the slogan is "perfect for a man to buy the special lady in his life".

i bought my own. HUMPH.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Aromantic, by Hugo Boss.
The lingering scent of recent sex.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Hugo Boss is like something a kabab shop would say.
"Extra salad and hugo, boss?"
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

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