Just got back from the batmitazah party.
Eventually I wasn't willing some sort of horrific accident to happen which would get me out of it, I donno, anything that doesn't hurt me or a few loved ones, maybe a truck careering into the building but falling short of hurting anyone in any serious way. ... and it gave way to It's Not So Bad.

I was on a table filled with couples, which was a bit tedious, as I wasn't in on anyone's in-joke except one kid, about 6 years old, comented quietly about how borring yesterday was; was hushed up by his mum; and then when she thought they got away with it I said "By the way, I totally agree, don't think I've been so bored or anti-religion before"... followed by agreements by the rest of the table.

Anyway, that's done with, there was some bloke with a TV camera right next to me, I was just under it so I hope I'm out of shot for everything, but fear I might have been in shot for the mic.

ROLL ON MONDAY ! YAY ! Can't wait to get into work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:53, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How long was the party?
5 hours of God already sounds like you've done your bit.

Was there any chanting before the food?

'Why are we waiting? Why are we waiting?' for example.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Not to long, I left early with an elderly great-aunt " 'cus she doesn't know the way home from here", bailed at 10ish and got there at 7ish.
The food was edible but not very nice, smoked salmon starter (borring), veg lasagnia mains (with next-to-no pasta and no tomarto-based sauce), followed by a new york cheesecake which was actually quite nice.

No chanting, plenty of "I LOVE YOU [people from JLS]", a photographer who wouldn't suprise me if he keeps some of the photos of 12 year olds for "personal use", and some kid who clearly really fancies the batmizah girl and has been knocked back time and time again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)

this sounds
like all the very dullest bits of a wedding!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Yeh', it really was.
I reckon I'd like this sort of thing if I had a misses to share some injokes with, or at least hire a hooker to pretend to be my misses for the night.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

nah
you'd end up feeling defensive when she thought it was shit because it would feel like she was being rude about your family even when you thought it was shit and she wasn't and then you'd argue all the way home and you wouldn't get laid even though it had been about 6 weeks and you were beginning to forget what it felt like.

or something.

/is anti-relationships at this particular moment!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

If it helps, I hope that has happened to most people there.
Hooker or internet random it is then, know anyone?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Actually, scratch that, it ain't gonna happen again for some time.
Don't think I got any jewish parts of my family with anyone younger than her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

but that's no reason to give up on your hooker/internet random dream, gonz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

I'm still hoping a sugamama will whisk me away to New York on a lieer for christmas this year.
See the new year in from the top of the empire state with nothing but a blanket, champaign*, lights turned down low and an empty top floor minus a machaline quality chef and a waitor who knows how to make a good cocktail.


* Champaign and Lychee juice, srs, makes that stuff lush.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

that's quite a wishlist
sounds good though. i might look for a sugardaddy who can provide the same.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I'm now going to suggest taking crack in a slum in war-torn country with nothing but angry men with guns around....
... and then say meet in the middle; a nice flat 'round Harrod's-way with a bottle of chocolate port and some good telly?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

hey wait a minute
that sounds just like my flat!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Yeh', Ok then, if you want, that's fair enough.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

well you do make it sound very appealing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

I'm quite the chefoligist too, could bang together some nice scrub.
You tell me what you like, and I'll make something you'd love.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

i am quite easily pleased
any nice veggie rice or pasta dish and i'm impressed!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Ace !
I'll think up something, go down Borough Market first.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)

ugh look at you all enjoying your job
If it wasn't for the fact I can't even bring myself to be mean to you you'd be getting some swearing right about now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)

*sings*
Gee You - Tee Tee - Ee Dee, you are gutted.
That's why, I'm smug, 'cus I love it.
Gee You - Tee Tee - Ee Dee, you are gutted.
Don't care, good job, I have it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

You'll get there in the land of milk and honey that is london.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

haha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)