Long thread is long
After my shameful acts this morning I ask you what are you ashamed of and why? It's still sunday so confess mother fuckers.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:17, 21 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If your typing last night
Was anything like the state you were in, then you were a fucking twat for driving this morning.

Not big, not clever and not Internet boastful.

Consider this a reprimand.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

I've been reprimanded. I'm aware of my foolishness. 4 hours sleep was probably not enough.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

yeah
like the goalkeeper who killed those poor kids on the m6. it's so easily done but the consequences can be dreadful!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Well being reprimanded again is in order.
Don't do it.

Just say No! (As Zammo once said - but you won't remember him, he was our televisual Monty).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Mungo Jerry, Zammo? what is this parade of ancient people I haven't heard of?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Tsk. Youth of today.
Mungo famously sang 'have a drink, have a drive, go out and see what you can find'

Zammo was the 'original' smack head, for my generation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I was definitely not this bad!
youtu.be/deWFn8-oFLM
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

I don't watch The Wire
But either way.

Don't drink and drive. Too many people have been lost at the hands of the cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Grange Hill innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

DG Knows the score!
Ro-land!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

I am nearly 40 to be fair.
Zammo is like my generation's Vietnam.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)

YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Totally was man!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:23, Reply)

I want to say I'm ashamed of my thieving skills, but I'm not - I'm very proud.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

What choo stolen bas?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Nowt to boast about
Because it isn't something to be proud of, but I don't pay for food. I'd rather buy tabs. My overdraft's been limited and Student Finance say it could be five weeks until I get my grant so I have no other option really. It's not my fault the local Tesco is a shoplifter's paradise.

Oh and last week a £79 overshirt from Reiss which I love.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

I once took a dump at the top of an escalator.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)

I just stuffed my face
with two bottles of wine and a chicken mcsandwich
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:23, Reply)

I have been naughty
although as yet, not very. What worries me is that I won't resist the temptation to be naughtier as/if/when it arises.
Hmmm.
(berk, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:25, Reply)

if you can't help being naughty
then make sure to engage in damage limitation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:32, Reply)

Saturday night

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)