I still haven't checked to see if my ethical free range condoms are still in date.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My stash is just a testament to how dreadful I am with men.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I don't even own any
take that as a testament to how things have been
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I bought a load and my boyfriend dumped me that day.
Two things that were unrelated but I was NOT HAPPY.

And then I have buckets from college.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

buckets?
Your vagina must be even bigger than mine
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

They're actually for putting over my head
To make sure my parter wants to shag me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

i always buy a new box with any new bloke anyway
you don't want to look as if you have a half-open box and therefore shag anything that moves, regardless of whether it is wholly true, partly true, or not remotely true!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I just take them out of the box and store them in a bag/tin

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)