You obviously

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Never gonna happen.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

so you will never go to a bash?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'd send you in first.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I'd only get stuck in the door. I could hand you out vimtos and crisps all night though

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Are you often used as a human shield?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

If it ever get's a bit rowdy I tend to be the enforcer/sentinel.
Whichever is needed. Only natural being my size. I also double up as portable heating in winter.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Needs moar Honda.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Don't make me sit on you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

For pity's sakes man, even Lampito's a better flirt than you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

That's what you think
One night send the boys in, bop round the head trip to the butchers and fresh jeff sandwiches the next day. I may have them with applesauce on
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

That makes very little sense.
Are you saying you'll murder me, take me to a butchers and have me in a sandwich the next day?

If you are, then I'd avoid the applesauce, I drink enough cider to be naturally flavoured.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

The question was what are you having for lunch
I'll be too poor to buy meat soon...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Well there is no meat on me.
I'm dead thin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Sexface will make sure you get your daily portion.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Whether she wants it or not

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I hate you both

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Not as much as you'll hate yourself afterwards.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

this was funny and dark
10/10
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)