That makes very little sense.
Are you saying you'll murder me, take me to a butchers and have me in a sandwich the next day?

If you are, then I'd avoid the applesauce, I drink enough cider to be naturally flavoured.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The question was what are you having for lunch
I'll be too poor to buy meat soon...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Well there is no meat on me.
I'm dead thin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Sexface will make sure you get your daily portion.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Whether she wants it or not

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I hate you both

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Not as much as you'll hate yourself afterwards.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

this was funny and dark
10/10
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)