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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pussy spaff?
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
pussy as in yellow pus not pussy as in lady bits.
right in the nuts Jeff, just call me hawkeye.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)
im not sure if this makes me feel less or more vomitey

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)
both
equally fucking rank
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)
sorry, it was the best shot ever, right when it counted.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Hawkeye?
I'm thinking of you more as a Japseye at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Pffft
I am very over that now.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)
Did you get the egg on his little solider?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
No all over his light grey tracksuit bottoms.
It was beautiful, twenty yards, dying light, cocky little fucker, whoosh, splat.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Sounds a bit like agressive food-sex with a young man.
Is your flat mate ginger?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
No wasn't my flat mate, I'm in Wales tonight.
Staying at my mates house. One of his idiot friends.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)

So a randoms cock get the benefit of you egg 'toss'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Indeed.
why have you started typing all foreign?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)
Because I'm a bit drunk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:01, Reply)
fair enough,
no driving.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)
try not to drink drive back to bristol tonight

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:51, Reply)
I'm staying here most of the week.
Try not to be a venomous witch forever.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)
venemous witch till.haloween
Then venomous elf
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
What happens in the spring?
do you start again as a mildly toxic pixie?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:56, Reply)
evil easter badger innit

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)
delivering easter eggs
full of used needles, broken glass, and dog shit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:59, Reply)
they would be taylored to the person im giving them to
You'd get dog shit. Jeff would get something weird Rick Harrison would like
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)
yours would contain a dictionary
'tailored' mongo
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)
did you not hear the foo fighters bought the english language

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
If I had a monkey wrench I would throw it at you

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:14, Reply)
i have 4 in the garage

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)
Knowing you they'll have names

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)
they all seem to have your name on

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:22, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)
Woo! An egg that has been pawned!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)
For a moment there I thought you meant that a cat's vaginal discharge is yellow.
And I was wondering how you knew that =/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 7:17, Reply)

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