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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have been helping my aunty look after my tiny newborn handsome angelic funny-face-pulling cousin
Amberl, I'm sorry for your troubles.
I personally love having my hair pulled, but on a first date when you don't know someone's likes and dislikes it's a bit unwise.
I think we should hand people questionnaires. It would save time.
I once dumped a bloke for being too affectionate at a gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
What band had you gone to see?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:21, Reply)
Zero 7.
His bleedin idea, then ignored the band in order to put his arms round me, balance his chin on my head, and generally impede my movement and gig enjoyment.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:23, Reply)
How fucking short was he?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:23, Reply)
He was very tall, actually
God knows how he contorted himself. I may have had my gig platforms on, but still, I'm small.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:26, Reply)
So he balanced his head on your chin?
Hang on. I've read that again. Sorry. I've got that wrong.

I'm a divvy.

Sorry. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)
Haha ya numpty

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)
I had visions of you being 9ft tall
And going out with a bloke who was only good for wiping the skirting boards over ever week!

How are you Roots? Had a nice day?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:29, Reply)
I am not Gulliver and I did not have sexual relations with that Lilliputian
I really didn't. We only dated for a couple of weeks.
My day has been tiring but rewarding. My new cousin likes me. I'm good at making him burp.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:32, Reply)
I'm okay cheers.
So what first name has your new cousin been given?

(I really hope it's the same as a Bay City Roller).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)
His name is Luca.
And he actually lives on the second floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:35, Reply)
Brilliant.
Yes I think that I've seen him before.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:43, Reply)

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