"We'll show them what self-confidence is all about!"
"Aaaand, GRAPEVINE"
( Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahaha! Wha??
Grapevine?? You know too much sir. I put it to you that you "foxtrot" with the best of them

best gayest
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Balls

( Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Two things
a) the Foxtrot is immensely difficult, and anyone who can do it at a high level is to be admired

b) the Foxtrot is in no way gay. Old-fashioned it certainly is, but that's the point. The Cha Cha Cha and Samba, on the other hand, are camp as tits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Dont spoil the joke man!!
You dance if you want to, sunshine!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I'll dance you under the table, sir
Let's all ponder just how that would work

Unless we had a fucking massive table
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

limbo!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'm sure you would!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

you can leave all your friends behind...

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

A dance called 'The Cha Cha Cha'
was always going to be somewhat lavender-scented, wasn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Tell me about it
An important part of developing any level of ability in the Latin dances is a total lack of self-regard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I got told to 'grapevine' at the gym
I had no idea what that meant so I tripped over my own feet trying to copy everyone else
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

One, two, three
CLAP
( Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

No, you got told to 'fuck off' at the gym.
You're deaf as well as blind, it seems.

(was that a bit too mean?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

no that one wasn't as mean as the last one
The female gym nazis didn't like me because I'm all thin and shit so you're kind of right.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

At the risk of sounding ig'nant
Why is someone thin, fit and "as strong as a white rhino" going to the gym in the first place?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

To make the fatties cry, I hope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

to laugh at the fatties

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Stop copying me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Stop copying me.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

This was before I found Pole
and I was only walking 0.3 miles to work instead of 1.8. Plus I really like pie.

And to MOTIVATE the fatties into becoming more like me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)