Mr Bradley
My wonderfully eccentric English teacher.

He's a big part of the reason I'm a writer. And, more importantly, he's a part of the reason I'm a successful one...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Our English teacher, Mr Gover, was mental and he would lob jelly babies at people indiscriminately
I loved that guy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Older man dishing out sweeties to school boys.
What's not to love?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

He was a bit of a racist too, the yellow ones were chinkies, red ones commies, black ones darkies
can't remember the rest. With the amount of aisan kids at school I'm surprised he wasn't called up on it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

ooh what kind of writer?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

pr0n

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

He wrote the 'Kriss Akabusi' novels.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

remember that I was the one who introduced you to them
next time you're questioning my sammich nomming habits.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I am eternally in your debt for this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

AWOOGAH!

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

'type'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

A shit one.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Cucumber.
Sorry.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

thanks boys.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

DVD ! BLURAY ! BUFFER OUTPUT ! LEFT !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

What? Left writer?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Yeh', a left writer.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

What's a left writer?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

A march in the army.
LEFT WRITE ! LEFT WRITE ! LEFT WRITE !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

They mostly walk around in circles with aching arms.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I love you Gonz.
I can't wait to meet you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Also, all sorts.
I'm essentially a writer for hire. I do magazines, PR stuff, travel, products, interviews and humour - genuinely anything that interests me/pays. Ironically I've stolen shamelessly from b3ta written a few bits for FHM too.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

BURN THE HERETIC

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)