He did apologise
and he remembered almost nothing. When I totted up the drink it was about one and a half bottles of whisky between us
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Blimey
Just make him think you had rough sex. Then it's all back on!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Nah
I'm not a fuckbuddy kind of person
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

The very phrase is just awful.
I'm way too old-fashioned for that kind of thing, I fear. One or other of you is likely to want more than the other, and that way upset and hurt lies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Precisely
I just don't do it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Sometimes
it seems to me that I am the only person left who has my ludicrous and wholly unattainable chivalric notions regarding relationships. I've had (more than a couple of) one-night stands but they have invariably left me feeling rather sad. I genuinely cannot separate the physical from the emotional as most people seem to be able to do.

EDIT this is a really gay post. Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)

If it makes you feel any better
I share your values as regards relationships. One night stands are not my cup of tea at all.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Me too.
I've had one night stands but they were more about fun and adventure than sex.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Looks like they're all I'm getting though
I feel I only attract weirdos, and I don't know why. I'm not that strange
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

No, you really aren't.
The world is a shit place full of fucking weirdos.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)

I seem to get more than my share
turns out the same socially retarded scientist who asked me how big my breasts are, wants to ask me out. Oh and the last ten people who've hit on me (with two exceptions) have been freaks who looked normal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

If it makes you feel any better
I'm not sure 10 people in my whole life have ever come on to me, freaks or otherwise.
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

It's happened to me lots of times.
I've gone along with it on several occasions as I didn't want to upset or disappoint them. This isn't me saying I'm hugely attractive, more that it's actually rather embarrassing as much as it is flattering, if you ask me.

Which you didn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

I'd rather no-one did
than creepy men, butch women with bad chatuplines and all the other assorted headcases
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

There is that
still, he was cute, and he fancied you. You were just...clearly not compatible in some ways. Don't take it to heart :)
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

This is an excellent point
thank you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

fun and adventure drinking piss and rimming
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

"Taxi for Boyce"
Log off now mate, before it gets any worse.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Innit, blud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Well, on seconds thoughts....
You may well be playing 'the long game'. After all, these expressive emotional revelations really do open doors, and legs.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

*winks*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

yeah totally
because women are just that stupid
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Some are.
Most people of either gender are incredibly stupid if you ask me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I'm beginning to agree

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Of course they're not
Now did I tell you about the time my puppy got run over?

No?

Well sit over here beside me, I need to whisper it, the pain is still too raw.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

You must target
seriously thick girls
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I like them thick
Preferably with added Down's Syndrome for extra fat tongued thrills
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

You massive quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I need to put on a bit of 'Low' and revel in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Do it Monty.
I love their covers of Surfer Girl by the Beach Boys and Transmission by Joy Division. They also do a great cover of Ceremony.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)