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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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kristine i'm sorry
but this level of outrage deserves its own post.

so london waits until i have to leave for my seminar to belt it down with freezing cold rain. soaked, frizzy haired, shivering underneath my sodden wrap throughout. what could make my evening worse? nothing? well, dashing back to the office was not a great start.

but it got a whole lot worse when i got mistaken for a homeless at the lincoln's inn soup kitchen... bloody hell!

no question, just ranting. as you were, people.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:20, 295 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Why are you complaining about free soup?
It waited until I was half way into town today to start hailing. It was both cold and sore.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)
i am complaining about looking like a tramp!
and it wasn't soup, it was some kind of rancid stew that might once have been dogmeat.

i do share your pain though. it has suddenly gone massively arctic. and... just for you.... slippery ass-toning trainers are slippery.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)
Haha, stupid fancy trainers
I love it when it's cold, but I wasn't expecting it today. Also, although it's far below your standards, I imagine the homeless are quite happy to eat it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)
frankly
it could have been caviar made out of diamonds, i would still have smashed it back in his face with a guttural snarl, i am such a bad mood!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)
you should probably be drinking something alcoholic out of a paper bag, just to complete the look

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
alcohol
is about the only thing that can improve this evening. the minute i get home (to my guests who are there ALL WEEK, argh)!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)
A ha a ha a ha a ha
Swipe mistaken for a street urchin!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)
humph

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)
I am safely ensconced in my kitchen, cooking chilli and listening to Low.
I win!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)
*agrees*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)
I love Low
Sometimes they sound so sad I want to cry.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)
You sound so sad I want to cry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
should i admit here
that i've never heard of low?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Neither have I. Thought he meant Bowie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Monty.
You massive quender.

Low.

I thought better of you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
If they are from the last 20 years I don't know them, on the whole.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)
They are.
They play sadcore/ slowcore style stuff. Very good band as it happens.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)
I've heard of them
I think I shall give them a listen. I'm liking your musical taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Good man Keloid, good man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
There is not a genre of music called 'sadcore'.
This is a joke, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Monty, I prefer Slowcore as a tag. Sadcore is just a journalistic tag that Low picked up at some point.
You know the Mowgai song Cody? That's a bit like what Low play.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Wehrmacht uniforms and everything, Monty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmo7tyrtGW0

Right up your proverbial, I would have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Put black treacle in your chilli
AND TURN THAT SHIT OFF NOW.

EDIT thought you mean David Jones. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
Knee jerk Monty, knee jerk :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
God you must look really bad.
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)
to be fair
i was shuffling and my head was swathed in a wrap. and i am in such a vile mood i was probably swearing to myself as well!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)
The world's most expensively dressed bag lady
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)
ralph lauren
would smack me if he saw what i have done to his beautiful charcoal and chocolate wrap. sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
I think I bought one of them from Gregg's once

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
don't encourage him to mock my misfortune
i am a baglady. gah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Sorry.
Bad BK, naughty BK, IN YOUR BED.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Bed is the best place to be naughty.
Or at a push, the couch.

Right, off to pub to get in some drinking practice for Friday. Laters all!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Poor little bugger
Nice to be humbled every now and again though .
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)
It's been quite interesting being unemployed and reasonably poor the last few months
Not fun, but reasonably interesting. It's quite different working out what you can do with your day when you don't really have any money to spend.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)
I had a similar experience when I left work and became a student
It's amazing how much cash I wasted on trivial rubbish before.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Ah sod it!
Swing with it I say. Get yourself a few cans of Tennants Super and a bottle of Bucky and have fun shouting at buses.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)
My evening has been spent watching a lizard fall off things
I'm not sure whether he or I are stupidest...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)
that sounds like a top evening

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)
It is rather freezing
Not been a good day all told really
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Which thread is the full story of last night in?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)
I can just sum it up here
hot guy I like, room, scrabble and whisky, things go the right direction, it's all nice till he starts with the hair pulling/biting/throwing about, and I go a bit mental and hurt him.

He came by to pick his stuff up
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
oh
sad end to the story, i really thought he'd come back properly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
That sucks.
Shouldn't dish it if he can't take it though.

*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
He did apologise
and he remembered almost nothing. When I totted up the drink it was about one and a half bottles of whisky between us
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Blimey
Just make him think you had rough sex. Then it's all back on!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Nah
I'm not a fuckbuddy kind of person
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)
The very phrase is just awful.
I'm way too old-fashioned for that kind of thing, I fear. One or other of you is likely to want more than the other, and that way upset and hurt lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Precisely
I just don't do it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)
Sometimes
it seems to me that I am the only person left who has my ludicrous and wholly unattainable chivalric notions regarding relationships. I've had (more than a couple of) one-night stands but they have invariably left me feeling rather sad. I genuinely cannot separate the physical from the emotional as most people seem to be able to do.

EDIT this is a really gay post. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)
If it makes you feel any better
I share your values as regards relationships. One night stands are not my cup of tea at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Me too.
I've had one night stands but they were more about fun and adventure than sex.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Looks like they're all I'm getting though
I feel I only attract weirdos, and I don't know why. I'm not that strange
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
No, you really aren't.
The world is a shit place full of fucking weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
I seem to get more than my share
turns out the same socially retarded scientist who asked me how big my breasts are, wants to ask me out. Oh and the last ten people who've hit on me (with two exceptions) have been freaks who looked normal
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
If it makes you feel any better
I'm not sure 10 people in my whole life have ever come on to me, freaks or otherwise.
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
It's happened to me lots of times.
I've gone along with it on several occasions as I didn't want to upset or disappoint them. This isn't me saying I'm hugely attractive, more that it's actually rather embarrassing as much as it is flattering, if you ask me.

Which you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
I'd rather no-one did
than creepy men, butch women with bad chatuplines and all the other assorted headcases
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
There is that
still, he was cute, and he fancied you. You were just...clearly not compatible in some ways. Don't take it to heart :)
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
This is an excellent point
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

fun and adventure drinking piss and rimming
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
"Taxi for Boyce"
Log off now mate, before it gets any worse.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Innit, blud.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Well, on seconds thoughts....
You may well be playing 'the long game'. After all, these expressive emotional revelations really do open doors, and legs.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
*winks*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
yeah totally
because women are just that stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Some are.
Most people of either gender are incredibly stupid if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
I'm beginning to agree

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Of course they're not
Now did I tell you about the time my puppy got run over?

No?

Well sit over here beside me, I need to whisper it, the pain is still too raw.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)
You must target
seriously thick girls
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)
I like them thick
Preferably with added Down's Syndrome for extra fat tongued thrills
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
You massive quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)
I need to put on a bit of 'Low' and revel in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)
Do it Monty.
I love their covers of Surfer Girl by the Beach Boys and Transmission by Joy Division. They also do a great cover of Ceremony.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
I hope you didn't snap his homegrown sex toy
Mostly because it sounds like he'd have liked it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
i hope she DID!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
he asked me today
why he had a cut lip
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Tell him your vagina is unusually sharp

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Point out how in certain fonts "clit" and "cut" are very similar
this will confuse him so much you can easily nick his wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)
You poor sod. How upsetting.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
It wasn't nice
but luckily I am more than a match for someone like that. I'm more ashamed and horrified at myself, than him
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Hope you're alright pal.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
yeah I'm fine now thanks
just alarmed by just how violent I can be when the circumstances call for it. Guess primal instinct has a place
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Sounds like a fun night to me.
Sorry! can't have been nice for you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)
it was fun beforehand
he's a great laugh, and the beginning was nice. I just don't think he's learnt restraint
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)
Send him my way.
I'll teach him all about restraints.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
'Extreme' porn has a lot to answer for.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
I suspect it's something like that
I found a handful of hair today though, who really likes that?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Duncan Goodhew?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)
I wish I knew what this meant
but it was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
He is a famous alopecia suffering swimmer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
now that makes sense
I doubt even he'd have liked it though. Lucky I found it, the cleaner would've been horrified
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
You have to remember this place is full of kids Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)
Why do you think I hang around here?
*leers*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Fuck off bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
Hahah RUMBLED.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)
You knows it Noncey Boyce.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
yes this
In my experience guys who've had one or more long term girlfriends are a million times better in bed. If you've had 100 one night stands, you might have slept woth 100 girls, but you won't have learned how to find what works quickly and sexily!

Men who've watched too much porn instead are instantly identifiable by their rough handling and weird ideas of what girls really like!

On the plus side though most grow out of it by about 22 so you obly have to wait a year or so!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
Since he's had three longterm girlfriends
I strongly suspect that this was the first time he's tried it. I was just the wrong person to pick
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)
either that or his last girlfriend
did like it like that and he'd forgotten that few others do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
^ this is also possible
but mind you, your chances of finding a genuinely submissive person in society must be slim, so I'm surprised he forgot that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Either way it's a bit much for the first time. Unless you discuss it.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
exactly
How hard can it be to say "is that nice" or "do you like it like that".

Instead of looking for giblets and then wondfering why her flatmate doesn't join in.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)
I will be a happy man when I find a tall redhead who wants to kick the shit out of me

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Well I'm not a readhead, but....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
I thought you liked books?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I do indeed.
I think I'm missing a gag here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Typo alert.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)
When I laugh
it segues into a hacking cough, so if you don't mind awfully...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
When I laugh at the moment
I end up sounding like an asthmatic mong being Lubbocked at a pool party. I feel your pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
You look like that, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
You say the nicest things, Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
I'm too good to you, I really am.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)
I am seriously looking forward to Friday though.
even though you're going to be there
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)
You cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Love you really. Mwah! Mwah!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Readhead
read head, like a crack head
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)
That was a step too far for my foggy 'high on Lemsip' brain, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
It wasn't that funny :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
Neither was 'Duncan Goodhew'
so we're on 1 all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
You're kidding aren't you?
The shiny dome; the lack of eyebrows; the fact it was caused by him falling out of a tree when he was a nipper... fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
The fellow is clearly a boor.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
*handles roughly*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
aww man :(
that doesn't sound like how the plan went
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)
you're right, it wasn't
oh well none of us really get what we want
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
maybe one day

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
I'm spending time watching films, practicing sketching
And being happy about a possible short term job which would bring in some cash moneys.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Midweek football, Mary Jane and pizza ftw.
My annoying friend is here though and won't leave.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)
dude
i have guests here for a week. she is lovely and a great mate. her husband drives me up the wall, across the ceiling, back down the other wall and then into a foetal position under the floorboards.

this is why i am still lurking at work. luckily i am out tomorrow, thu, fri and in nottingham all weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
He's probably on the defensive as you're so succesful
It definitely won't be because he is scared of the house of pink.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
he just takes the flat etc for granted
is all. nice guy, just... yeeeech, stop bending the spines of my books and using my towels and throwing my cushions on the floor, you know??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
He sounds alright just a bit of a slob.
Has he pissed on the seat on the yet?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
better than shitting on the floor!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)
My cousin shat himself in a taxi once. We made him walk home.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Haha how far?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
All the way down his leg I wouldn't wonder.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Hahah that's repulsive.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
About 3 miles. I think his mum got him in the end.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Hahaha with a bag containing some spare pants, I hope.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)
We avoided him for a while after that.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Great source of nicknames and taunting though, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Of course Mr Boyce, it was also brilliantly spread around the village by his darling sister. The landlord of the pub gave him pampers for Christmas two years running.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Quality.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)
Mate, that's a mirror.

I'm giving myself POTD here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
It isn't this prick is skinny and annoyingly intelligent.
You'd probably get on.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I concurr.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I couldn't possibly annoy myself I'm ace

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)
3 days until half term
can't wait to do things like sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Oh jesus
I'm iller than I thought. I went to have a nap at about 5 o clock. Only just woken up. Still wearing all my clothes, boiling hot, and having panicky dreams about getting to the bash :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Not feeling great myself.
I appear to be wracked with a horrendous emo-melancholy, to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
can we have a club?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Christ it's going to be like a fucking doctor's waiting room on Friday.
I'm still barking like a seal with a hair lip 16 days on. I'm really hacked off with it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Just a sore throat
and a lot of tiredness here. And a really stiff neck for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Yeah funny that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I think TGB ate them all. There might be a 'Trio' left, though?

EDIT: this is a joke about chocolate bars that have probably not been available for 20 years. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

ate them all hoovered them all up via the gravitational pull of her cavernous vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Hello there!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
Evening sir.
How's the lurgy?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
I'll be back at work tomorrow,
but I've my gig event of the year for Thursday night, then your bash, THEN a major event with my daughter. I think this week may be the one that finally does for old Montgomery Peregrine St. John Boyce.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Excellent news old bean.
I shall do my utmost not to cough all over you on Friday evening, so as not to spoil things.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Oi, I loved Clubs as a kid.
"If you like a lorra chocolate on your biscuit, join our Club"
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
I was a Viscount kinda kid
Mint only, the orange ones were foul.

Oh, and Yo-Yo's, the toffee ones mostly, but the mint ones were great as well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Seconded.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Uniteds were gay. Breakaways were gayer.
Gold Bars rocked Chateau Boyce back in the diggedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
TOFFEE POPS!
edited for the dulling effects of time
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Yes, smoochykins?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Gold bars are brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
I had no idea they were still around.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
i had forgotten about those
where might they be found these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
In the biscuit aisle?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
i need to spend more quality time in the biscuit aisle
clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)
*euphemism-ometer goes into overdrive*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)
I plan to use this some time
also, for a new sig
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Hahah good work.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
They remind me of my uncle's house
where there were no toys, it was cold, but there were toy eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
This is like something from a horror film.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
He was a bachelor and an opthalmologist
I was about 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Now this sounds like film noir.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
really really this
or a line from that cartoonist guy with the melancholy images of children dying
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Edward Gorey

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Bless you.
Should I go into lectures? I feel rotten. I could do with a day to recuperate.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
no!
lecturers get enough colds as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
It's only one hour.
Though I do get to see the boy I fancy a little. Though this is silly because I know nothing will happen, especially if I'm lurgified, and he's still embarrassed to talk to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
but you will also see him next week
when you will be better and can be all sexy like at him.

either that or make him feel sorry for you tomorrow and hope he brings you chicken soup (this was my friend's way of pulling a girl once. He's married her now:) )
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I can see hm for 4 hours on Thursday.
I don't know why I'd be so excited to see him.

Poor thing doesn't really come very near me now, though. His flatmates ripped the shit out of him for getting with me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Haha we are a sad bunch aren't we?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
yes
*mopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
you have cute geek :)
you can't join our no-boyfriend club haah
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
I can join the
sad moping group, though?

(not the sad mopping group, I am not that domesticated)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)
course you can
plenty of members
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Listen to some Low.
They you'll be the Queen of sad and moping.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
I quite genuinely would like to die kthanx

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
why?
he can't be that cute
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Also
You then wouldn't get to go to the bash and prove you don't always punch people or have them break down the rear gate to gain access to the property.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
In a roundabout way
This was meant as some sort of strange compliment in my head.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
I'm not punching anyone now and I HATE ANAL FOR FUCK'S SAKE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
I was stating both these points
And appear to have got shouted at for it. Hmm.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
I can't read.
I don't know what I thought you said.

my excuse is that I'm ill and upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
oh noooo
becase I'm feeling so rough. That silly boy has only made me cry about 3 times, he's not that important.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Mine didn't make me cry
just made me angry which is worse. Hope you feel better soon, sounds like an absolutely rotten cold
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
I cry over everything, to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)
Oh good, they can't be that old then,
seeing as you're from 'Skins' and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
You quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
*sadcore face*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
A cad and a bumder.
Have you given them a listen?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Have I bollocks.
I'm listening to The Rationals.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
You massive quender.
You fancy raving at Fabric sometime soon? I fancy a London trip.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Yeah why not?
I know the chap who owns/runs the venue. I hate him though, so guest list enquiries may be tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
You are on guest list requesting terms?
Fuck it, do it.

Then again, I have a membership card so we can queue jump anyway.

You just need to sort out the MASSIVE DRUGS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
they won't let your sort into londontown

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
He's a ruthless bastard who's done very well by shitting on people.*
I haven't spoken to him for years but could get his number I expect.



*it's not Rachel's ex btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Keith Reilly?
Oh, and if I may be so bold, couchspace would be appreciated.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)
This cunt:
gridskipper.com/archives/entries/060/60032.php

You'd be welcome to stay. Has to be arranged round my kid though.

EDIT looks like he's nothing to do with the place any more, ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Ah. The notorious Steve Blonde.
Yeah, London trains are 150 quid anyway, so I'd give you plenty notice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
We ran nights in the same club
fucking YEARS ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Blimey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
It's not in the least bit impressive.
His was a success, mine was an obscurist hip hop night with zero appeal to girls or indeed most boys, and it died on its arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
We've all been there dude.
This time last year me and my mate did a night where I DJd.

We had 20 people through the door over 4 hours.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
I used to play at Turnmills a lot for a bit.
That was my biggest run of success.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
Nice work.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Seems like several lifetimes ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
I suppose it would at your age.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)
You cheeky young whippersnapper.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
Stay cool grandad

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
yeah
He didn't do so well out of it.

Is it wrong that I am being amused by the programme about tourettes? Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
What programme?
The missus must have missed that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
teenage tourettes camp on living + 1
It's v sad but... Pretty funny. Eeeek.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Sad and Funny = Comedy gold
"niggers"

She could get the tourettes kicked out of her at this rate
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Ah
We can't get that channel anyway so all is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Get it off bittourettes later

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)
I hope not
or I am damned to hell. The only reason I'm not chuckling with you is because I HAVE NO TELEVISION.

Is it about John Davidson?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
oh no!!!
It's about teenagers with it. One girl keeps screaming BOMB!!! in the airport, it's a shame. But...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
That is fucking hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
yes i know
Poor kid, every time she sees a black person, she screams the N word, and hates herself.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Oh dear, now we have a Glaswegian sufferer.
To be honest, i can't tell the difference, ALL Glaswegians have a mild form of Tourrettes.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
You are BARRED from raving with Monty and me BTW.
You may stalk me digitally with impunity, but do it in person and you'll be in trouble.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
god i've not been to fabric for about ten years
Would they play any steps? Or girls aloud??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Of course not.
And that's pretty much the reason you're barred.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
i think
We-re all better off that way!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Unlike your punctuation.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
shush
It's hard on a blackberry!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
lol
you said 'hard on'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)
"CHOPPER DYES HIS PUBES GINGER"

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
YOOR DUG'S GOT TITS!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Pure genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Indeed.
We still watch the John documentaries every now and again. For research purposes due to the missus' job, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
"Ghee them a sook"

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
John Davidson is fucking excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Fucking legend.
I came ' ' this close to interviewing him, many years ago, but couldn't give the Tourettes Society a valid reason for doing so.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
I would genuinely like to meet the guy.
He seems like such a lovely bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Get on a train and visit sunny Galashiels
Stand in the High Street and I'm sure you would hear him hooting in no time at all
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)
:(
I did go in 90s fancy dress to a party. That makes me feel old/young.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
The bashdream segued into something else and I am not happy.
I'm sorry to hear you're unwell. I honestly thought I was better but I've got second wind and am now nothing more than a load of cold viruses.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)
Given the number of lurgified b3tans still planning to stagger to the bash
Are future historians going to track the source of the 2011 megaflu pandemic to a small pub near Euston?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Very probably, yes.
The Black Death mark 2...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
I'm actually a little worried
"And the Northern and Southern strains would have stayed separate and run their course, but for a small gathering of devotees of a comedy website. Little did they know it would change the face of Western Civilisation."
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
I'm off to my sweaty pit, I think.
It has been a pleasure. Good night to one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
Yeah, night Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
Night night montypoos
I hope you have a lovely wank.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)
Night gorgeous.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Evening slutty-tits

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Evening whorelegs.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)
You looking forward to friday?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)
Yes I am, I just hope I'm feeling a lot better
I will be limiting myself on the alcohol front. I'm fed up of making a tit out of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
I'm looking forward to pinching Amberls nipples, pulling her hair
and generally making her feel uncomfortable.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
You're cruel.
But I love you anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)
I'm also going to wear leather underpants
and will insist she does the same
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)
Oh wow.
Sweaty. It'll be like nectar.

What do you want me to wear?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)
nipple clamps
a green tutu
a blue blazer
a pork pie hat with a little veil
no knickers
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)
You're looking pretty smoking in your current facebook photo

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Your hair is getting longer
it looks good.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)
I'm not sure if I should cut it off (some of it is quite damaged)
But no, I'll keep at it. It's going to be interesting when my natural colour starts emerging again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)
I have:
Kirby grips
Green silk trousers
A brocade blazer
A top hat with veil

Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Yeah, it'll do
I might only be able to give you a quick knee trembler in the toilets though
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Oh, that'll be more than enough :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)
I'll probably call you Applebite while I'm doing it too.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)
As long as I can call you Chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)
Alright Al
How're you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Not bad
It's my dads 60th today, he's very happy with his presents.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)
good for him
buy him anything nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)
A gimp mask

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
Sounds about right
restricted vision so he can't quite see you when he fucks you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
I like to pretend
it's you with a big strap on
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)
What nature missed out
man has provided
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
Wotcher al

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
Evening PoD
how's the job search going?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Slow and dull
Got an email today from the careers guy at my uni though, saying he has an 8 week job that needs done down near where I'm living, which would be good.

Are you getting all overly excited for Friday?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
I'm tumescent for about 20 out of every 24 hours so far.
It can only get better.

8 weeks experience would be good.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)
8 weeks experience
AND 8 weeks of pay! I'd be able to put fuel in my car and everything.

The tumescence probably isn't particularly helpful at work.
"Why do you appear to be standing erect Mr TheGeordie?"
"Erm, well I'm meeting people off the internet on Friday, and the thought makes me harder than a chav carrying a flick knife."
"I think we might have to let you go Mr TheGeordie."
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)
hello loser breath

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Evening knockerlicious
how was your soup?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

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